Hotwife Confession: My Uber Driver

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And how are you doing, recovery wise?? 💓

I’m ok. It’s been a long road. More surgeries than I expected (reconstruction didn’t go as planned), but I’m cancer free and still alive! Thank you for asking. I’m only recently just starting to get some libido back. Hopefully soon I’ll be back to normal!

Hey folks, I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while. My boobies tried to kill me, so I had to get rid of them. I’ll post more when I’m feeling better. I’m sure writing about my exploits will put me in a better mood soon, but right now I have to concentrate on living and healing. I love you all and can’t wait to be back.

Hot story! What an exciting first experience for you both!

My wife and I at the gloryhole.

My wife Sara and I were out celebrating our fourteenth anniversary. She was 36 at the time and I 37. We had no set plans and decided to begin with dinner at a nice restaurant. We finished both our dinner and the pitcher of margaritas we ordered. Upon leaving decided that neither of us should be driving. Instead we decided to walk around the city.

Several blocks away, we came across an adult arcade/bookstore and I kidded her about going inside. She had never been in one and was curious to see what it was like. Who was I to stop her? The store was rather crowded with about a dozen men and two other couples. Everyone looked fairly normal. Most of the single men were looking at magazines and rental movies.

Sensing her nervousness, we joined the other couples in the rather tame section containing lotion, novelties and cards. Before long we boldly moved to the section containing the vibrators and dildos were she marveled at the variety of designs and sizes. It was incredibly erotic watching Sara in front of so many strangers examining the large rubber dildos. By the look in her eyes and deep concentration, I could only imagine what was going on in her mind. I’m sure she was thinking what it might be like to have the different sizes and thicknesses inside her, pleasuring her.

Although extremely attractive and sexy, Sara hadn’t dated much before we married and had little sexual variety. She had even told me that the few guys she had slept with before we met were all smaller than me and she couldn’t imagine handling anything much bigger than mine.

I broke her concentration by nudging her towards the video arcade. Hand in hand, we selected a small dark unoccupied booth toward the back. I locked the door and pulled her into a passionate embrace. In the darkness, we could hear sounds coming from the booths next and nearby. Most were the sounds from the videos playing of people moaning during sex, but we also heard various muffled noises from the people in the booths.

I broke off the embrace to put a few dollars in video machine. A video of a woman being serviced by several well-hung men began playing. It was clear from both of our obvious states of arousal that this was going to end up with us having sex in the booth until we were both fully satisfied.

I stood behind her letting my hands roam under her blouse, rubbing her firm breasts and rolling her nipples between my fingers while she watched the woman in the video on her hands and knees sucking one big cock while another was thrusting in and out of her cunt. Sara unbuttoned and removed her blouse in order to give me better access. She reached behind her back and fondled my erection through my bulging jeans. She proceeded to unbuttoned & unzip my jeans and pulled my hard on free.

Her hands began squeezing and stroking my hard naked cock. I kicked off my shoes and stepped out of my pants. With her still in front of me I pulled her skirt up above her waist and pushed her panties down to her knees. She took the hint and stepped out of them and removed her skirt leaving her completely exposed from the waist down.

As I watched her do this, I noticed a glory hole between our booth and the one next door. I also noticed in the darkness, someone was looking through the hole watching us. If the guy did not have his face up against the hole, we would have easily seen into the other booth. The sudden realization that someone was watching us - my wife stroking my dick and me playing with her pussy, sent a jolt of excitement through me. Sara had no idea what was happening.

I ran my hands through her soft mound and spread her lips wide with both hands to show our guest how beautiful her cunt was. I began inserting a finger into her sex and discovered that she was soaked and ready for action. I continued to finger fuck her with two fingers from one hand and played with her engorged clit with the other.

Sara’s body looked magnificent, on display in the video’s dim light as she lean back against my chest. I looked at the hole several times and could make out that we were still being watched. I then had her sit on the bench seat beside the hole. She reached out, grabbed my cock and pulled me directly in front of her. She began licking the head of my cock with her talented tongue. The voyeur was getting a fantastic show.

I decided to tell her that someone was watching us and pointed to the hole. She looked, gasped and tried to fix her clothes. I quickly grabbed her hands and told her that it was ok. She looked at me for several seconds and then asked me “If I was sure?”

I replied by guiding her head back to my throbbing cock. She smiled at me and enthusiastically began sucking me I think partially due to her own excitement and also in an attempt to put on a good show for our voyeur. She looked so damn sexy with her lips around my cock - her eyes alternating between looking up into mine and looking at the hole.

To both of our surprise, our voyeur slowly began inserting his own cock through the hole. Sara moaned around my cock as she watched the stranger’s cock coming into our booth. I think she moaned because it was apparent that this was no ordinary cock. It was huge and it was a beautiful ebony color. It easily rivalled the largest dildos we had looked at just minutes ago. The cock was still mostly soft and was already easily 8 inches long and thicker than my normal sized tool.

I was now reeling at the kinky sexual possibilities that were now before us. Sara stopped sucking and looked up at me as if she were waiting for me to tell her what to do. I asked her if she wanted to try to make it hard. I guess that she had the same idea because she quickly grabbed it with both hands and started rubbing up and down its massive dark length. She never took her eyes off of it as she exclaimed, “It’s big and it feels good.”

I never imagined I would ever see Sara playing with another man’s cock, but it was certainly something I was immensely enjoying as I began playing with my own cock. Sara had managed to bring the faceless, bodiless cock to full attention, as it expanded in both length and thickness. It now pointed up into our booth to what I would have to guess was at least 10”.

I’d never touched another man before, but I had to admit that this was absolutely the most awesome specimen of manhood that I have ever seen. I reached down and placed my hand next to hers on the huge muscle. It was almost hot to the touch, hard and soft at the same time.

I knelt down so that we were both eye level with this impressive shaft and I began rubbing the shaft against Sara’s face. Back and forth across her cheeks, her forehead and finally her lips. As I was doing this, Sara’s hands went between her legs as she played with her clit. I don’t think she consciously realized that she was doing this.

At that moment, I wanted to see her suck this big cock or at least suck as much as she could possibly get into her mouth. I asked her if she wanted to take it in her mouth and she looked into my eyes and nodded yes. Still holding the cock, I held it just behind the smooth head and I began rubbing the tip right across her lips. I told her to open up and as she did, I fed just the head inside. Her tongue licked all over the head up to my fingers. I than feed her a few more inches which allowed her to really start using her whole mouth.

Soon she had as much of this large cock as she could fit in her mouth. I began pumping the cock in rhythm with her sucking. With my other hand, I resumed playing with her dripping pussy. Eventually she switched to sucking the cock with a twisting action. I have enjoyed this technique many, many times.

She pleasured the shaft for at least 15 minutes while I teased her clit and continued to slide two fingers in and out. I knew that her poor mouth must have been getting tired. I wanted to fuck her badly yet couldn’t tear myself away from watching her giving this erotic blowjob to a complete and perfect stranger.

It was extremely erotic to see Sara’s pale white checks bulging with the big black shaft. I began to wonder if she would be willing to let this massive black rod into her sweet juicy pussy while I watched and helped or if we could accomplish that in the confines of the small booth.

What Sara did next both surprised and shocked me. She took the cock from her mouth and kissed me passionately on the mouth. As her tongue snaked into my mouth, she began rubbing the cock against both of our faces. It was covered with her saliva. It felt so hot and wet on my face as she pulled it down closer to our kiss.

We soon began kissing each other all around the shaft, lips rubbing back and forth, and our tongues teasing each other’s by darting and flicking underneath. I was completely lost. The world was receding. There was nothing real in the world to me right then but Sara, our mouths and this beautiful long hard dark penis. I would never have done this to another man, but this was not a man, this was just a cock and nothing more, for Sara and I to share in our privacy.

As I followed the path of her tongue, she led me from the cock’s base all the way to its head. Her tongue pulled away slightly, leaving me to stop with the tip of the head perched in between my open lips. I paused and looked into her eyes. Sara smiled and asked me if I wanted to finish what she had started. I didn’t need to answer, as she knew as much as I did, how badly I wanted and needed to do this. She gently pushed my head forward as I began sucking my first cock.

I held the shaft with both hands and tried to suck as best as I could. My only experience was that of having the same done to me countless times. I closed my eyes as I concentrated, and I felt Sara’s familiar mouth now engulfing my own rock hard cock. I matched her rhythm, strokes and tongue movements in order to give this stranger’s cock the same pleasure that I was receiving.

I could feel the shaft in my mouth throbbing in unison with my own. The world further receded. Now I was only aware of my throbbing prick and my mouth. The rhythms, the sucking, the tongues, the pleasure was all the same. It was as if I were sucking my own cock. I could not last much longer nor did I want this to end.

Sara could tell I was close as she increased her intensity. I did the same. I was cumming. I could feel the pulsing, shooting jet after jet of cum into her mouth. The cum tasted sweet and salty and it easily filled her mouth - my mouth. It took me a few seconds to realize that it wasn’t just me that was cumming. He blasted against the roof of my mouth, filling it. I swallowed three times, still had a mouthful and the cock was still cumming.

I pulled back as another jet splashed my cheek. Sara was now beside me and quickly guided it to her mouth as the next shot covered her tongue. She engulfed the ebony prize as it gave up its last few shots. Now totally spent, the ebony pole soon began to soften as she let it slip from her mouth. She turned to me and we kissed. Our tongues pushed cum into each other’s mouth as we played and savored the taste. I held her in a loving embrace as we licked the remaining cum from each other’s lips, chins and cheeks.

I looked at the wall. The cock was gone. I could see into the next booth and it was now empty. As we were recovering from the sexual high, someone else entered the next booth and began watching us. Another stranger was getting to see Sara’s naked body. Her breasts were magnificent and I know the voyeur had a good view of her wet unfucked pussy. I meant to remedy that soon.

Sara smiled at me and we dressed in front of our new voyeur. Once dressed, we exited the booth and headed out of the store but not before purchasing a souvenir. We could not get home fast enough, but as soon as we did, I brought her to five orgasms with her new 10” black toy. I had a feeling that our sexual adventures had just begun.

Hotwife Confession: Hotel Gangbang Party

Since some of you wanted to hear about our first gangbang party, here goes...

After my very first hotwife experience getting fucked by multiple guys at a local “bookstore,” my husband and I knew we wanted to experience a true gangbang for me. One of the swing lifestyle websites we joined had listings for different gangbang parties on its calendar and we started looking into them. After finding one that took place at a hotel close to us, we decided to sign up. They advertised it as a party for women who wanted there to be a LOT of men there. They provided condoms and lubes--along with snacks and soft drinks--and guaranteed a friendly, safe, “yes means yes, but no means no” atmosphere. We emailed the hosts, answered a few questions, shared a few photos, and set the date on our calendar.

On the day of the party, hubby helped me get completely shaved and we showered together before getting dressed. I wore my red hotwife dress and black heels, and had my hair up. Getting ready for a date together always made me feel sexy, but tonight I had to admit that I looked and felt especially good. There’s nothing quite like a freshly shaved pussy to make me feel good about myself!

We arrived at the hotel and texted the hosts, who gave us the room number and told us which entrance to come to (apparently you don’t use the main entrance at these things to avoid suspicion...). Harry, the host, met us at the door and let us in, leading us to the room. We weren’t the first to arrive, but there weren’t a whole lot of people there yet. Harry introduced us to his wife June, who showed us around the suite...two bedrooms and a sitting area with a kitchen. Other than Harry and June, there were about ten men, all sitting or standing around the sitting room and kitchen, making small talk and snacking. It seemed that most of them were regulars at the monthly gangbang party, and they knew each other already. We talked with a few of them, and got comfortable fairly quickly. They told us that within an hour, the room would be practically filled with men...usually only two or three women attended. My pussy was absolutely tingling with anticipation, and my husband was getting excited, too. I sat on the settee in the middle of a couple of the guys. Within about ten minutes, five more men arrived, and the room was getting pretty crowded. BUT NO ONE WAS NAKED YET! 

A few minutes later, another couple arrived, and the woman embraced the hostess enthusiastically. She was apparently one of the regulars, too. She was pretty...tall, thin, and had long dark hair. After chatting for a few minutes with a few people, she came over to me and introduced herself as Mae. Her husband Frank took her by the hand and they went into one of the bathrooms together. A few minutes later, they both emerged undressed...she was stripped down to nothing but a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and fuck-me boots (Note to self: buy a garter belt and stockings before my next date...she looked sexy AF). He was hairy all over, and had a nice cock...about 7-8″ soft, with low-hanging balls, but he had a bit of a belly (think Ron Jeremy).

My husband took the hint and brought me into the other bathroom. He helped me slip off my red dress and he hung it on the back of the door. I stood in front of the mirror and checked myself over. I was a little nervous, but my pussy was tingling and wet. My husband stayed dressed and we emerged from the bathroom together and went out to the sitting room. There were now about 15 men there, and 10-12 had already gone into the bedroom with Frank and Mae. I gave my husband a little kiss before walking into the opposite bedroom, just to peek at Mae and her potential lovers. Frank was sitting on the bed and she was on her back with her head in his lap, and one of the guys was on his knees between her legs eating her pussy. The others were all getting undressed or had their dicks in their hands stroking them and getting ready for their turn. 

I turned and walked out of the room, across the sitting room, and into “my” bedroom. My husband followed behind me, as did several of the men. Two or three of the men began stripping down, and I sat on the edge of the bed. A tall black man stripped off his shirt to reveal a gorgeous chest and abs, came over to me and started to remove his jeans. The bulge in his underwear was huge, and I helped him remove them. There were now a dozen other men in the room, removing their shoes and clothes, and I began stroking the BBC in front of my face. As I opened my lips and took his semi-hard cock into my mouth, an older, man came over next to us, and I began stroking his dick with one hand. It was average size, but the head was mushroom-shaped and really big. I was sucking on the tip of the huge cock in my mouth, when he held the back of my head and pressed it down onto him, gagging me a little as his cock entered my throat. I held back my gag reflex as much as possible, but couldn’t hold it forever. I pushed on his hips and he released my head. There were now a dozen men of all ages, shapes, and sizes standing around the bed, all stroking their cocks. My husband stood just inside the doorway watching us. 

I laid back and my black friend lifted my legs onto his shoulders and rolled on a condom. He started rubbing his cock against my dripping wet pussy and clit. I had a dick in each hand, and one in my mouth by now, and there were several sets of hands caressing my body, tits, and hair. I couldn’t concentrate on whose was whose. I have to admit it was a little overwhelming, but not uncomfortable at all. This is what I wanted, and I knew I was about to get more than I had bargained for. I felt the huge cock pressing against my pussy, and he pushed in slowly at first, as I stretched to accommodate him.  He was about the same size as my biggest toy, and I couldn’t wait to feel the real thing inside me, pounding against my cervix. As he went all the way in, I moaned with pleasure and the cock in my mouth began to pulse (already?!). It filled my mouth with cum, and as he pulled out and slid off the bed, another guy took his place almost immediately. I barely had time to swallow when his hard cock was being slapped against my cheek asking for attention. I caught a glimpse of my husband near the doorway, still dressed and watching intently. Keeping my hands working and trying to maintain coordination wasn’t easy while sucking cock and getting fucked. My black friend was pumping into my pussy relentlessly by now, which felt AMAZING, and he was holding my ankles high in the air as he drilled into me, my black patent leather heels pointing toward heaven. I could feel the MFM charm on my anklet digging slightly into my skin as he held my ankles with his powerful hands. After several minutes, one of the cocks in my hand began spurting cum all over my tits. He crawled off the bed, and was replaced momentarily by another lover. This one wasn’t quite hard yet, and I had to lube it up a little, so I rubbed my tits and got my hand covered in cum, using it as a lube for my hand. I could feel my black lover’s balls slapping against my ass with every stroke, and he began to pick up his pace. Suddenly he pulled out, ripped off the condom, and blew a huge load of cum. The first volley hit my neck, and the next several shots hit my tits and belly. He wiped his cock on my thigh and stepped away, as the older man with the mushroom head took his place.

As he put on a rubber and prepared to fuck me, I realized there were now three cocks in my face, and I was only sucking on one of them. I turned my head and sucked one of the others, and let go of the cocks in my hand as I reached for the other two at my head. I alternated sucking and stroking each of them, and within a few minutes, I had cum from all three cocks in my mouth and all over my face. As the man between my legs pumped in and out of my pussy, the men at my sides caressed my legs and jerked off over my belly. When he was ready to cum, my mushroom-headed friend stayed inside me, so that I felt his cock pulsing, but I couldn’t feel his hot cum filling me (another note to self: bareback is SO much better...need to discuss with hubby about altering this rule in the future).

Suddenly, I was being turned over by two of the men. A pair of them wanted to spit roast me, so I got on my knees on the bed, and moved up toward the middle. The one in front of me was Latino, and had an impressive, uncut cock. I took it into my mouth and began sucking it, as his buddy slapped my ass and pressed his cock into my pussy. He gripped my hips and began thrusting hard, pushing me farther onto his partner’s cock with each forward stroke. There were hands squeezing my tits, and one guy was rubbing my clit from underneath as I was being fucked from behind. I could feel my orgasm beginning to build, and soon I was finding it difficult to hold myself up on all fours. As I came, my whole body tensed up, and my legs began to shake. I could feel my pussy being pounded, and hands all over my body, but I just couldn’t control myself. As my orgasm subsided, I collapsed onto the bed, ass up and being pounded still.

They turned me onto my back, across the bed, and my head was hanging back over the edge so I could continue to suck on my Latino friend, while his buddy repositioned between my legs and lifted them toward my chest, lifting my ass off the bed slightly. As I felt the Spanish sausage enter my mouth and push in deep, I also felt the tip of a cock pressing against my puckered asshole. He was big, and I wasn’t expecting it, but as his head pushed past my sphincter, I relaxed my muscles and felt the thick shaft slide into me. I had a cock in my throat ready to blow, and another in my ass, while men were fondling me and diddling my clit. I was in seventh heaven! I felt my throat filling with cum as I gagged hard on the cock in my mouth. I couldn’t swallow, and coughed up cum and saliva as he pulled out of my mouth, his entire load spilling out and running up my nose and all over my face. Someone started fingering my pussy as I was being ass-fucked, and worked my G-spot with his fingertips. It sent me over the edge quickly, and I came again, squirting all over his hand and running down to my well-fucked ass. That made him start to cum, and he pulled out, tore off his rubber, and came all over my dripping wet pussy and ass. My finger friend rubbed the cum all over my pussy and continued diddling my clit, but it was super sensitive, and I felt like I needed to tap out for a minute to regroup. I looked up and just as I was about to say something, one of the men jerking off next to me came in my face, splashing my chin and neck with cum. I realized that I was COMPLETELY covered in cum from my hair to my thighs. I had no idea how many loads had been shot on me, or in my mouth, or on my face. I just knew I needed a second to recover.

The guys helped me up, and I rose to go to the bathroom. My husband came over to help me. Sticky and dripping, I walked into the bathroom and closed the door. I looked at myself in the mirror, and couldn’t believe my eyes. I really was completely covered. My mascara was smeared and my hair was caked in half-dried cum. My pussy was still tingling, and cum was running down my legs from the last load. 

I grabbed a hand towel to give myself a quick wipe-down, but my husband told me to wait a second. He came over to me, and kissed me gently on the lips. He licked his own lips and tasted the cum from my face. He cupped my breasts in his hands, and rubbed the cum into my skin. Then he knelt in front of me, and ran his hands down my body, rubbing in the cum lotion as he went. When he reached my pussy, he wiped some of the dripping cum from my thigh and inserted his fingers inside me. My knees buckled from the feeling, and I had to catch myself on the bathroom counter. He stood with a smile, and I turned to use the toilet. I peed, and when I was done, I splashed a little water in my face to clean up a little. As I came out of the bathroom, I saw that the hostess had taken my place on the bed, and was being fucked like I had been only a few minutes earlier.

I walked through to Mae’s room, and there was another woman with her on the bed, along with four guys in an MFMFMM orgy. I turned back toward my husband, and kissed him again. There were four or five guys on the sofa and chairs, recuperating and having drinks. I went over to one of the guys who’s been in with Mae, whose cock was beginning to get hard again, took his drink from his hand, had a sip, and then got on my knees in front of him. I gave his cock a lick, and started blowing him in the chair. It was a nice, thick cock, and he tasted like cum...and pussy. Mae must have let him go bareback, and it was an immediate turn-on. I could hear moans of pleasure from both rooms, and I was loving the atmosphere. It was much more exciting than I had imagined, and I wasn’t uncomfortable at all anymore. I sucked his cock for a few more minutes, and invited him back into my bedroom. My husband followed, and I told him I had an idea. June and her lover made room for us on the bed, and I had my husband lay on his back. He was still fully dressed, and I knelt above him on all fours, in a 69 position. I asked my friend to fuck me doggy style while hubby ate me out from underneath. He reached for a condom, and I looked at hubby with an impish grin. “I know we had a rule...but wouldn’t it be nice to watch him fuck me raw?” My husband’s eyes lit up, and he said “Oh God, yes! I know you wanted to play it safe, but bareback would be so much better!”

I settled into position, and my lover knelt behind me. I told my husband to help him in, and he guided the cock in front of his face into my wet and warm hole. My husband began sucking on my engorged clit as my lover fucked me from behind, his balls rubbing back and forth across hubby’s forehead as he thrust his hips against my ass. My face was up against my husband’s cock, separated by the cloth of his pants. He had a huge wet spot from his precum, but I was saving him for later. One of the other guys in the room got up on the bed and knelt in front of me, and guided his cock into my open mouth. I sucked the tip as my pussy was being eaten and fucked at the same time. I started cumming when my lover stuck his thumb in my ass and picked up the pace of his thrusting. With my clit being sucked and my mouth and both holes filled, I came hard, and collapsed again onto my husband. My lover pulled out of my pussy and thrust his cock deep into my tight ass. Within a few seconds, my husband had his tongue deep in my pussy, and my lover was getting ready to cum. He was moaning and grunting, and he pulled out of my ass, ready to fuck my pussy again. My husband didn’t expect it, and when he pulled out to switch holes, he used his cock to push my husband’s face and tongue away from my dripping hole. He thrust deep into my pussy and came almost instantly. His hot cum flooded my quivering pussy and overflowed out of me as he drilled away. My husband got a face full of hot, white cum, mixed with my juices, and began licking my pussy clean as my lover pulled out. The cock in my mouth began throbbing and pulsing as he came deep in my throat, and one of the guys who was standing on the side of the bed watching us and stroking his dick shot his load onto my back.

We gathered our things, I got dressed, we said our goodbyes, and we drove home...talking about the night and reliving all the memories as we drove. The evening was nothing like anything either of us had imagined, let alone experienced before. It was every fantasy we’d ever discussed all rolled up into one night of debauchery and lust. I got my gangbang and hubby got his fucklicking/cum cleanup. He got to watch me fuck and be fucked, suck cock and get eaten out. I was his pornstar for the night, and I felt amazing! I got to be practically bathed (inside and out) with hot cum, and I discovered that being a slut wasn’t necessarily a bad thing! I felt like it was empowering and very satisfying to feel slutty when I was in control of the situation. When we got home, hubby stripped me down again, licked my body from head to toe, and cleaned my stretched and totally-used pussy. We showered together and because my pussy was so used, I jerked him off under the hot water. We fell asleep naked, wrapped in each other's arms where we belonged. 

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I’d love to hear about your first time cheating with your husband’s best friend ;)

Posted the story tonight...hope you enjoy it!

Well it seems you're getting some serious judgment in the asks. That's obnoxious. Do you like to hear about your followers jacking off to your stories? Asking for a friend ;)

We don’t mind the judgement. We expected to get it based on what we’ve seen on others’ blogs.

G’s dad used to say, “that’s why they make both chocolate and vanilla!” Well, the stuff we post isn’t just plain old vanilla or chocolate. It’s not even French Vanilla or Chocolate Fudge. Not everyone likes Pralines and Cream or Jamocha Almond Fudge like we do. We don’t like Bubble Gum, personally. The difference is that we don’t point out what a weirdo the other guy is when he orders it. We might get to the car and say, “did you see that guy ordered Bubble Gum ice cream? Gross!” But we don’t stop him on the way out of the store and ask, “what, are you some kind of fag? Only queers eat Bubble Gum ice cream. MY husband is a REAL man who only eats plain vanilla. He would NEVER eat that Bubble Gum stuff. That’s fairy food!” It’s just not polite. So, we say again: “to each his own.”

By the same token, Kat likes to share her Pralines and Cream. I enjoy watching her do that. When she’s done, I like to lick the spoon. And the bowl. And if there’s a little whipped cream or Pistachio ice cream in there from someone else’s sundae, all the better. I realize all of this is an imperfect analogy, and it’s a little childish, but trying to explain oneself to an anonymous stranger on the internet is as futile as arguing politics with a fanatic. Hopefully this comment brings a little understanding to the situation. We’re not trying to convince anyone we’re “normal” because there’s an inherent flaw in the assumption that there is a “normal” at all. If you think that someone who only eats chocolate or vanilla is “normal,” but label them as “different” or “weird” if they eat other flavors (or even a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of vanilla together (God forbid!), you’re missing the point. That’s why they make 31-derful flavors at the ice cream parlor. All of them are normal. Everyone’s tastes are different. And we don’t have to eat the bubble gum if we don’t want to. But you go ahead and enjoy yours. We won’t judge. Even if you eat bubble gum ice cream with caramel sauce and gummy bears. We don’t care what you like. But we do like that you’re smiling when you eat it. Enjoy!

And to answer your question from a friend, yes! Absolutely. We love to hear from fans of our stories. We love it when we get comments and messages...especially ones that let us know “how much” you enjoyed them. “Keep those cards and letters coming!” And happy jacking!

Dick pics don’t bother me at all. In fact, some of them are downright impressive!

Those nipples are outstanding! (Pun intended)

It’s a beautiful morning…❤️

Hotwife Confessions: Celebrity Hall Pass Fantasy

“Which one celebrity would be at the top of your ‘hall pass’ list?” asked G.

“I’d have to think about that for a minute,” I replied. “I guess it would be a toss-up between Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans.”

“You can’t decide between them?” G asked with a grin.

“No. It would depend on my mood, I guess.”

“I was thinking you’d have to pick one, but I have a better idea,” G said with a wide smile. “You can have both of them, as long as you take them at the same time.”

“I think it would be safe to assume I’ll never have Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans in the same room at the same time and be in a position to fuck them,” I answered sharply.

“Hey, that’s what a ‘hall pass’ list is all about. If it ever does happen…” G curled up behind me and I could feel his cock pressed against my ass as it throbbed. He reached around and rubbed my belly gently and asked, “if it did happen, how would you do it?”

I could tell now what he was driving at, so I indulged him. We’d been laying in bed for a while watching some TV, when that episode of “Friends” with the hall pass list came on. Such a funny episode. But now I knew where he was going. “You mean if I ever got Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans in the same room and was going to fuck both of them at the same time, how exactly would I do it?”

“Yes. tell me exactly how you would fuck them. Step by step. In glorious detail,” G begged. I pressed my ass against his rock hard cock and wiggled a little. I could feel him press just a little harder against me, too. His hand pressed my belly and drew me close to him, and he moved his hips so his cock slid along my ass crack. I could feel the wetness of his precum and I rolled over to face him.

“Not yet, pal. First Bradley and Chris get to have some fun with me. You can wait a few minutes. Let’s make a deal. Go get a couple of dildos from the bag…whichever ones you think would represent Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans. You can help me tell you how I’d do this.”

G hopped out of bed and went over to the closet where we kept the “toy bag” hidden from the kids. A few moments later, he returned with the ones we call “Big Boy” and “Blue Boy.” Big Boy is a realistic looking dildo about 10” long and almost 2” in girth with a heavy set of balls attached. Blue Boy is considerably smaller…about 7” in length and about 1” in girth with an adjustable vibrator setting (it’s obviously blue in color, and it’s actually my favorite vibrator).

“I think you should skip past the introductions and small talk, and get right to how you’d ‘do it’ with them.”

“Well, since it’s really unlikely this would ever happen, OK. We’ll get right to the part where they strip me naked and begin touching me all over with their hands. You’d better get started and get me warmed up for them,” I instructed. G laid the two cocks aside and began caressing my body all over. He stroked my legs and belly and boobs and arms. He ran his fingers up and down my inner thighs. He caressed and stroked me all over, carefully avoiding the erogenous zones so as to tease me just a little.

“I’d start by having them in my hands. I’d stroke their cocks a little and get them nice and hard.” G placed the two dildos in my hands and I squeezed them gently. “I would stroke them both up and down and play with their heads, teasing the precum from the tips of their engorged cocks.” I whispered, as I brought Blue Boy up to my mouth.

“Which one is Blue Boy? Bradley or Chris?” G asked eagerly.

“I’ve heard Bradley Cooper has one of the biggest cocks in Hollywood,” I answered. And now I can confirm that that is true. It’s twue, it’s twue!” I said in my best Madeline Kahn/Lily Von Shtupp voice.

I continued to bring Chris’ cock closer to my mouth with my left hand, as my right worked up and down on Bradley’s huge member, resting on the bed to my right. G continued caressing me until I took the head of Chris’ cock into my mouth and began licking around the edge of his head. I moaned softly as my lips closed around it and I sucked on the tip.

G moved around to my right side and took Bradley’s large cock in his hands and held it above my turned face. As I sucked on Chris’ cock, he moved Bradley’s very close to my mouth and slapped my cheek with the heavy latex shaft. I turned as I released Chris from my mouth and licked Bradley from balls to tip, and took his oversized purplish head into my mouth. I slurped saliva as I savored the imaginary precum, and bobbed my head forward as G held the massive cock steady near my face. I sucked it in and took as much of the giant dildo into my throat as I could. As I began to gag, G gently pulled away with Bradley’s cock. I alternated back and forth between the two dildos for a while, and then I said,”while I suck Bradley’s huge cock, Chris gets into position to eat my pussy and get me ready for the threesome of my dreams.”

G took Blue Boy out of my hand and moved between my open legs. His expert tongue began licking my pussy lips and teasing my vaginal opening, darting in and out deftly as I squirmed underneath him. By this point I had Bradley’s cock deep in my throat and was suppressing my gag reflex expertly, if I do say so myself. I moaned with pleasure as G hit my engorged clit, and began lapping at the pink button between my legs as I sucked the huge cock in my eager mouth.

After several minutes of enjoying the pleasure G was giving me, I took Bradley’s cock out of my mouth and gasped for air. I twisted around and stuck it to the headboard with its suction cup base, and moved into position in front of it. As I took Bradley’s cock into my mouth, and arched my back, sticking my ass and pussy up in the air doggy-style, G got Chris in position behind me. I could hear the vibrator begin to hum, and I leaned forward to deep throat as much of Bradley as I could. G laid down on his back between my legs and rubbed Chris’ vibrating cock along my vulva, hitting my swollen clit with the tip of the vibrating electric cock. As I moaned loudly, he slipped the tip inside me. I pressed back with my hips, and he met my advance with a slight thrust of his own. As the shaft entered me and I felt the vibrations inside my pussy, I clamped down and grasped Bradley’s cock in my hand tightly as I sucked and slurped on the huge dildo.

G watched from underneath as Chris pounded me from behind, moving in and out of me rapidly and making squishing sounds in my dripping pussy. As he controlled Chris’s vibrating cock with one hand, I could tell he was stroking his cock with his other. After several minutes, I released Bradley’s cock from my mouth and turned around. Chris’ cock slipped out of my pussy and I leaned over G’s face. “I need a taste of some real precum before we continue this story.”

I crawled over his body and took his cock into my mouth. Considerably smaller than the dildo I’d been sucking, I was able to deep throat him instantly and savored the taste of his salty precum as I took his whole cock deep into my mouth. I sucked for a few minutes, and then I turned to G and smiled. I laid beside him on the bed and stroked his throbbing dick as I said, “I can’t wait to feel Bradley fuck my wet pussy and stretch me to my limits. Chris was fucking me so good, and it felt amazing. But now I need that huge cock pounding me while I suck Chris to completion. And you get to be my Captain America, Babe.”

G yanked the giant dildo from the headboard and knelt above my head, aiming his dick straight at my open mouth. He leaned forward and placed the head of Bradley’s extra large member at the opening of my vagina. As he slipped Bradley inside me, slowly and gently stretching my pussy lips apart, I moaned and took his throbbing member into my warm, eager mouth. My hips bucked upward and he slid Bradley deeper inside me as I sucked harder on his cock, a fresh spurt of delicious precum emanating from the tip.

I lifted my right leg high in the air and G took my knee in his hand, holding my leg up. With his left hand he helped Bradley pound my aching but eager pussy as I sucked and licked his cock. I could feel his hips begin to thrust and as he groaned with ecstasy, his cock erupted in my mouth with the thick, hot semen I craved. I bucked my own hips against the thrusting dildo in my pussy, and as G’s cock began to soften and shrink in my mouth, I sucked hard and released him with a slurpy sound from my lips. I tapped G’s arm and began to get up as he pulled Bradley from my dripping pussy. I turned and knelt directly in front of him and pressed my lips to his. As we opened our mouths slightly in a passionate kiss, I pushed Chris’ hot load of thick cum into G’s mouth with my tongue. As I broke the kiss. I whispered, “doesn’t Chris’ load taste delicious?”

I got down into doggy-style again, and wiggled my ass at G. “Fuck me hard from behind, Bradley. I want to feel you pound my pussy until I scream!”

G was quick to oblige, and lined up Bradley’s giant shaft with my open lips. He slid the massive dildo deep inside me, and I reached for Blue Boy on the bed beside us. I touched the vibrating tip of the blue toy to my swollen clit as Bradley fucked me from behind like a bull in heat. My pussy ached with desire, and my clit was sending electric shocks throughout my body from the vibrations of Chris’ blue cock.

As I felt my orgasm begin to build, I rocked back and forth on the giant cock in my pussy, moaning and gasping for air as I fucked it as hard as I could. As I came, I clamped down on the cock in my pussy and screamed with pleasure. My orgasm erupted throughout my body and I collapsed onto the bed. G looked down at me with amazement and I saw that he was hard again. “That’s exactly how I’d fuck the two of them, if I had the chance. Of course, I’d expect you to clean me up afterward and lick up all their hot cum from my body.”

G immediately flipped me onto my back and got to work cleaning up Bradley’s imaginary load of cum from my totally used and stretched pussy. His tongue felt like magic on my pussy and I laid back to enjoy the cleanup. “Of course, that would only have been the first round. You don’t think I’d let an opportunity like that end after just one round, do you?”

“Of course not,” he mumbled from between my legs. He lifted my knees and put my legs on his shoulders as he lined up at my pussy with his hard cock.

“Oh no, Cap. My pussy is a little sore from Bradley’s monster. I think you ought to go in the back door this time around,” I quipped, as his eyes lit up and a grin came across his face. He reached over to the night table and snatched up the tube of lube, slathering his cock with the clear liquid. He rubbed the excess on my tight anal opening, and lined up for round two. As he began to enter me, I reached forward and grabbed my knees from behind, lifting my legs toward my chest and putting myself in a better position for anal missionary. I gasped and moaned as he slammed into me, going balls deep into my tight ass. I yelped a little as he began fucking me, but it quickly became very comfortable as G pumped in and out of me with wild abandon. I shouted, “yes, Chris! Fuck my ass! Bradley, I want your cock in my mouth again!”

G reached over and grabbed the giant dildo, which he handed to me. As he pounded my ass, I took the massive cock in both hands and began going down on it. I cupped the fake balls with one hand and massaged them as I licked and sucked the head of the giant cock. I gave it a deliberate “hawk tuah,” and then took it deep into my mouth. I could feel Chris pick up pace and G lifted himself up and started really pounding my ass, as his balls slapped against me, making clapping sounds each time they made contact with my ass cheeks. He was fucking me furiously, as I slurped and gagged on the giant cock in my mouth.

G let out a loud groan as he emptied his balls again deep in my ass, and I took Bradley’s cock from my mouth and said, “G, you’d better clean up after Chris. His cum is going to leak out of my ass any second!”

G knelt and bent down, pursing his lips over my twitching asshole. As the cum flowed out of my ass, he licked it up and swallowed every last drop of the hot jizz. I laid on my side and grabbed his softened cock, pulling it gently toward me. He knelt in front of my face, and I licked and sucked his flaccid member. G laid down beside me when I had finished, and I said, “if ever I get to use that hall pass, I’m definitely going to want you there to help out. Today was amazing. Thank you for helping fulfill that fantasy.”

“The fantasy was all mine, hon. Seeing you fucking them like that was awesome.”

“I’m a little tired, but if you want to spoon with me, maybe I’ll tell you how I’d fuck Jason Momoa and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who are tied for the number two slot on my celebrity hall pass list. You’re going to need to go get Humongo from the toy bag, though.”