This Tik Tok That Just Came Across My FYP: “Will Y’all Authors Stop Using The Word ‘cock’?? There’s

This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

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4 years ago

Steve coming home from an event and hearing Bucky singing in the shower. He hasn't heard him sound so happy and carefree since before the war, so he slips quietly down the hall to peek in the bathroom. Bucky has his eyes closed and his head tipped back into the spray, looking utterly relaxed and so damn beautiful with the water trailing down his skin and catching in his eyelashes that Steve can't help himself. He steps into the shower still fully dressed in his expensive suit and presses Bucky back against the wall to kiss his smile and lick into his mouth, everything hot and damp, white dress shirt soaking through and clinging to his chest, then drops to his knees.


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2 years ago

Okay okay I just got an amazing idea

Nurse!Bucky getting a new patient in the hospital one day who’s been shipped back to New York from Afghanistan to get treated for his injuries

Bucky sitting at the nurses station and hearing his coworkers talk about the super hot military captain in room 107

Bucky taking over a Sharon’s first floor night shift when she’s sick and going in to room 107 only to find damnit, he’s really hot

Super cute military guy is also really high on morphine and spends the whole time Bucky’s changing his IV tube waxing poetic about Bucky’s eyes

Bucky does NOT find it cute, shut up Sharon

The next day Sharon’s wiggling her eyebrows at him and singing, A little birdy told me Captain Rogers has a crush on you

And Bucky’s all We’re not in high school nobody gets crushes anymore but he’s kinda all happy and melty inside

He very casually asks to switch shifts with Sharon, who tucks a condom into his pocket and pats his cheek

He goes into room 107 only for Captain Rogers to turn bright red and start apologizing for being so crass

Bucky definitely doesn’t think it’s endearing in the slightest, especially not the way Captain Rogers keeps licking his lips nervously

Captain Rogers eventually stops his babbling and introduces himself as Steve

And of course he’d have a name like Steve, with those all-American baby blues and himbo thing going on

Bucky may or may not have a weakness for cute, dumb blondes who are also built like a brick shithouse

Sharon, because she is amazing, manages to switch shifts with Bucky indefinitely, so Bucky always gets the first floor night shift

One day when Bucky comes in after dinner Steve shyly holds out a chocolate pudding cup he’d saved because Bucky had mentioned it was his favourite flavour and Bucky just melts

Bucky learning that Steve came in because of shrapnel in his leg that got septic and they couldn’t treat it at the medic hospital, and that when Steve was a kid he wanted to be a nurse too, because that was what his mom was

Steve in return learning that Bucky had his arm amputated at fifteen because of bone cancer and that he got a neat prosthetic in an experimental study conducted by Stark Industries

Steve’s bestie in the Army comes to visit when he’s in the States, and Sam Wilson seems to find Steve and Bucky’s relationship hilarious, and Bucky can’t figure out why

Steve always blushes when Bucky asks and refuses to answer

The day before Steve’s set to be discharged and go back to Afghanistan he kisses Bucky at the end of Bucky’s shift

Bucky can’t help blurting out I love you

Steve’s face softens and he kisses Bucky again. I love you too

Bucky definitely doesn’t spend the next few weeks sulking and watching tragic romance movies

Sharon keeps sending him when will my husband come back from war memes and she’s not nearly as funny as she thinks she is

Bucky never even got Steve’s number - how’s he supposed to ever see him again?

The day Bucky realises that Steve could die and he wouldn’t know about it he spends huddled under his blankets on his couch

Sharon finally realises that he’s really in love with an ex-patient and makes him pity cupcakes and sits through three whole Ryan Gosling movies with him

After a few months Bucky’s able to get back to not being a complete pining disaster

(that does not mean he stops jerking off to thoughts of Steve and then crying because he’ll never see Steve again)

Six months after Steve leaves Bucky hears that there’s a big blonde man chatting up some of the nurses at the main station, asking for him

Bucky’s not an idiot, he knows it isn’t going to be Steve, Steve’s probably still in Afghanistan oh my god it’s Steve

And Steve turns to him with a big grin on his face and a bunch of roses in his hand and says

“I was here about six months ago and I might have fallen in love with my nurse. He’s about six foot, long brown hair, an ass you could bounce a quarter off. I just got back from Afghanistan, you know, and it was my last tour, and I really wanna treat this fella right, and I have a reservation for 6:30 at that nice Italian restaurant down on 7th avenue that he said he liked. You haven’t seen him, have you?”

And Bucky kinda bursts into tears and kisses Steve all over his stupid face

3 years ago

imagine: post-ws bucky being touched-starved but in a nonsexual way, desperate for physical affection, but not sure how to initiate or ask for it. imagine the low, involuntary noise that he makes the first time steve runs his fingers through his hair. imagine the way all the air rushes out of him at once when steve pulls him into a tight hug, the way he shakes and pushes his face into the crook of steve’s neck. then, imagine him learning how to ask for it, teaching himself how to put his head on steve’s shoulder without being prompted, holding steve’s hand under the kitchen table, knocking elbows and knees in the bathroom while they’re brushing their teeth. imagine the look on steve’s face the first time bucky slings an arm casually around his waist, pulling him closer without thinking about it


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2 years ago
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."
"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."

"You know, on second thoughts, I'm not interested in going outside."

Stucky AU - Holiday

1 year ago

Repost from @vjntagefilm on IG

4 years ago

bucky, seeing Beard Steve™ for the first time:

Bucky, Seeing Beard Steve™ For The First Time:
9 months ago
Chris Evans ||
Chris Evans ||
Chris Evans ||

Chris Evans ||

3 years ago

For your consideration: this Bucky with that Steve

For Your Consideration: This Bucky With That Steve
For Your Consideration: This Bucky With That Steve

Gruff, quiet roadie/bodyguard Steve having to wrangle hyperactive troublemaker rockstar Bucky.

3 years ago

Do you have any Nomad and Long-Haired-Bearded-Bucky art, by any chance? 👀

Do You Have Any Nomad And Long-Haired-Bearded-Bucky Art, By Any Chance? 👀
Do You Have Any Nomad And Long-Haired-Bearded-Bucky Art, By Any Chance? 👀
Do You Have Any Nomad And Long-Haired-Bearded-Bucky Art, By Any Chance? 👀

Sure do! Very proud of all of these. The middle one was a patreon image from last year (if the tumblr mfs are watching- they’re wrestling).

leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४
leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४
A little calm 🙏
leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४
leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४
“It’s gonna be ok, Buck” Echo of the last panel of this comic I made back in January: ‘You Don’t Have To’, page one. © Elkane
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