"You Know, On Second Thoughts, I'm Not Interested In Going Outside."

bucky, seeing Beard Steve™ for the first time:

Do you have any Nomad and Long-Haired-Bearded-Bucky art, by any chance? 👀

Sure do! Very proud of all of these. The middle one was a patreon image from last year (if the tumblr mfs are watching- they’re wrestling).

leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४

leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४

A little calm 🙏

leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४

leave your weapons at the door ‎⍟ ‎✪ ϟ ४

“It’s gonna be ok, Buck” Echo of the last panel of this comic I made back in January: ‘You Don’t Have To’, page one. © Elkane

I think this is amazing. This election will influence so many lives. So many lives have, in fact, already been influenced by a man who shows such disregard for others. Those who’ve not paid attention need to. These aren’t Fox made up nonsense. These are recorded words he has said. Words he has no guilt over saying. When did such horrible behavior become presidential material?

Commission for @pineapplebread featuring her gorgeous Tattoo AU designs. Thanks for being a supportive, awesome friend Jay

This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

Who do you think gives better beard rides, henry or chris?

Yes you should test both out to answer

I've had a few hours to think about this, and you know what, i'm not sure if there's a 'better', just 'different'. I mean, it's not like they could get together and tag team you... oh hang on... anyway in this essay i shall...

So, lets start with Chris.

Lets have a look at the tongue in question. First of all its well proportioned, it comes out of his mouth a good two inches, and is thick and meaty. That's a strong tongue.

Then we have to study Henry's tongue.

Henry's tongue is quite possibly the widest tongue i've ever seen. That thing is getting on for 3 inches wide. That's a LOT of surface area coverage. We should also note the clit cradle dip in the tip of his nose, so that man was built for having someone ride his face.

Right, so we've seen the equipment, now lets speculate the technique.

Again, we'll start with Chris. Chris would be one of the guys to softly encourage you to climb on, you may be nervous and anxious, but he'd soothe your worries every step of the way. Straddling his head he'd wrap those tattooed biceps around your thighs and pull you down, letting you get the full experience of his thick beard against your softest of skin. That tongue would certainly force its way into every nook and cranny, and he'd be handsy too. There would be fingers in holes and you'd get your butt given a solo spank here and here if you started to flag or slow down. That meaty tongue would alternate between fucking your holes and running through your folds to tease your clit. He'd hold you down on his mouth as you came, moaning your name as he held you in place and wouldn't relent until you'd all but collapsed against the headboard/sofa/car seat.

So, onto Henry. Henry's beard situation seems to fluctuate so it can really depend on what role he's playing as to whether you're getting anything from Walker Stubble to Syverson Beard. But lets go with PC Build Lockdown Henry because that beard is just *chefs kiss*. Henry likes to be in charge, so even as he's pulling you on top and man handling you to straddle his face, you have little choice about the whole thing. He wants to eat that pussy, and he wants you to be on top. He'd be enthusiastic, that wide tongue is able to completely cover your taco and anything spilling over the edge of your tortilla. His big hands on your hips, he'd be grinding you onto his face and that clit cradle would be rubbing at your little button oh so good. You'd try to keep at your own pace, it was too much too soon but Henry's in charge. You'd be flipped over and he'd be diving between your thighs like a man starved. That man would have you pinned to the bed with just one muscle and all you could do is lay there and try to figure out where the aftershocks ended and the next orgasm started.

In summary, there is no winner, apart from you.

Another contribution to FebruFairy! More fairy Steve :3

Okay okay I just got an amazing idea

Nurse!Bucky getting a new patient in the hospital one day who’s been shipped back to New York from Afghanistan to get treated for his injuries

Bucky sitting at the nurses station and hearing his coworkers talk about the super hot military captain in room 107

Bucky taking over a Sharon’s first floor night shift when she’s sick and going in to room 107 only to find damnit, he’s really hot

Super cute military guy is also really high on morphine and spends the whole time Bucky’s changing his IV tube waxing poetic about Bucky’s eyes

Bucky does NOT find it cute, shut up Sharon

The next day Sharon’s wiggling her eyebrows at him and singing, A little birdy told me Captain Rogers has a crush on you

And Bucky’s all We’re not in high school nobody gets crushes anymore but he’s kinda all happy and melty inside

He very casually asks to switch shifts with Sharon, who tucks a condom into his pocket and pats his cheek

He goes into room 107 only for Captain Rogers to turn bright red and start apologizing for being so crass

Bucky definitely doesn’t think it’s endearing in the slightest, especially not the way Captain Rogers keeps licking his lips nervously

Captain Rogers eventually stops his babbling and introduces himself as Steve

And of course he’d have a name like Steve, with those all-American baby blues and himbo thing going on

Bucky may or may not have a weakness for cute, dumb blondes who are also built like a brick shithouse

Sharon, because she is amazing, manages to switch shifts with Bucky indefinitely, so Bucky always gets the first floor night shift

One day when Bucky comes in after dinner Steve shyly holds out a chocolate pudding cup he’d saved because Bucky had mentioned it was his favourite flavour and Bucky just melts

Bucky learning that Steve came in because of shrapnel in his leg that got septic and they couldn’t treat it at the medic hospital, and that when Steve was a kid he wanted to be a nurse too, because that was what his mom was

Steve in return learning that Bucky had his arm amputated at fifteen because of bone cancer and that he got a neat prosthetic in an experimental study conducted by Stark Industries

Steve’s bestie in the Army comes to visit when he’s in the States, and Sam Wilson seems to find Steve and Bucky’s relationship hilarious, and Bucky can’t figure out why

Steve always blushes when Bucky asks and refuses to answer

The day before Steve’s set to be discharged and go back to Afghanistan he kisses Bucky at the end of Bucky’s shift

Bucky can’t help blurting out I love you

Steve’s face softens and he kisses Bucky again. I love you too

Bucky definitely doesn’t spend the next few weeks sulking and watching tragic romance movies

Sharon keeps sending him when will my husband come back from war memes and she’s not nearly as funny as she thinks she is

Bucky never even got Steve’s number - how’s he supposed to ever see him again?

The day Bucky realises that Steve could die and he wouldn’t know about it he spends huddled under his blankets on his couch

Sharon finally realises that he’s really in love with an ex-patient and makes him pity cupcakes and sits through three whole Ryan Gosling movies with him

After a few months Bucky’s able to get back to not being a complete pining disaster

(that does not mean he stops jerking off to thoughts of Steve and then crying because he’ll never see Steve again)

Six months after Steve leaves Bucky hears that there’s a big blonde man chatting up some of the nurses at the main station, asking for him

Bucky’s not an idiot, he knows it isn’t going to be Steve, Steve’s probably still in Afghanistan oh my god it’s Steve

And Steve turns to him with a big grin on his face and a bunch of roses in his hand and says

“I was here about six months ago and I might have fallen in love with my nurse. He’s about six foot, long brown hair, an ass you could bounce a quarter off. I just got back from Afghanistan, you know, and it was my last tour, and I really wanna treat this fella right, and I have a reservation for 6:30 at that nice Italian restaurant down on 7th avenue that he said he liked. You haven’t seen him, have you?”

And Bucky kinda bursts into tears and kisses Steve all over his stupid face

Untold story of Sam and Bucky (51-?)