Merasmus: "once I Find A Way Outta Here I'm Turning You Into A Frog."

*explodes you*

You should explode

???

a story so nice you read it twice

I have an extra long ruler I found on the ground… anyone want it?

filename1 : "ÑŒ NØ ÑÖ WHY \/\/øÙL|] YŒÛ §√M/\/\∆N HÏM?!"

Henry : "who?"

Filename1 : "ØH ÑŒ-"

*cue VOAdem bursting in thru a door*

(translation: NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON HIM?!

OH NO-)

merasmus: *laughs evily as he unwillingly gets sucked back into the white void*

Henry: "what?"

Blackjack: "l agree, what happened?"

Filename1: "1 a|sœ @-gr3ë ."

Merasmus: "I got used for an m!a"

Skellie: "wat???"

HAZA! I, MERASMUS! CAST FORM SHIFT ON #005-H!

AJSIEBWISBSKABAJVSIRVEISVFJD

Right, I'm going to get sucked back into the void now. Goodbye, MOST LIKELY FOREVAH!

(hoovybot is now human for 12 asks)

{ i love you /P }

#005–H: —Turns into a human. It's just a Heavy with really Pale skin, weezer blue eyes and lots of moles.— [ AH!! Uhm—!! I... Oh Lord— ] —CONFUSED.—

#007–M: —coming back from complaining and talkin to himself— [ I really didn't like how you treated me-DIIIIIIIII— ] —JAWDROP.— [ OH MEIN GOTT!!! #005–H!!! ARE YOU OK?! ] —immediately checks if he's ok—

#005–H: [ Ah!!! Doctor!!! Don't Worry— I'm Ok! ] —smiles nervously—

#007–M: [ Y-YOU SURE?! ]

#005–H: [ Yes! Don't Worry! ]

#007–M: [ O-Oh... Okay Zhen... ] —immediately hugs his tummy—

#005–H: [ DOCTOR!!!— ]

[ 0/12 ]

Heya Merasmus! I can see your one more weirdo showing up at your door away from having an aneurysm! Why don't you just... Use your powers to get rid of them? I mean you ARE a wizard

Merasmus: "This is all soldiers fault. Trading my prized magic book for raccoons. Trust me, they would have been gone by now if I had my book. I'm a wizard, not a sorcerer." (D&D reference.)

(in case you can't read it)

Panel 1: This is where I'd put my magic book!

Panel 2: IF I HAD ONE.

(one without words under cut)

Merasmus: bish-

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

the cake poll thing

when I said to up your game...

You did not disappoint.

I will now listen to never going give you up in shame.

Thank you for the compliment :3

Out of curiosity, which of my posts got you?

Yay

I have a lot of progress on what's supposed to be the banner for the tf2 ask blog. Asks are currently closed. But we will be ready soon!

sorry i dont know how to give gender so heres vegetarian

Yummy

Merasmus, I'm teleportin' this lil' thang to ya.

The calm before and after a storm.

(in case you can't read it.)

"has been searching for their magic book for hours. No sleep for days."