Heya Merasmus! I Can See Your One More Weirdo Showing Up At Your Door Away From Having An Aneurysm! Why

Heya Merasmus! I can see your one more weirdo showing up at your door away from having an aneurysm! Why don't you just... Use your powers to get rid of them? I mean you ARE a wizard

Heya Merasmus! I Can See Your One More Weirdo Showing Up At Your Door Away From Having An Aneurysm! Why

Merasmus: "This is all soldiers fault. Trading my prized magic book for raccoons. Trust me, they would have been gone by now if I had my book. I'm a wizard, not a sorcerer." (D&D reference.)

(in case you can't read it)

Panel 1: This is where I'd put my magic book!

Panel 2: IF I HAD ONE.

(one without words under cut)

Heya Merasmus! I Can See Your One More Weirdo Showing Up At Your Door Away From Having An Aneurysm! Why

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Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."

filename1: "take me with you please."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

should I make an animatic for the next introduction?

Or the normal multiple drawings thing?

This is a timed event so tell me now or deal with what my mind decides.


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Don't worry, it seems no one else cares either. Why does no one respond to my messages?

I'm not asking you to donate, nor am I asking anyone else to donate.

All I wish is for you to ask about me and my family. Why have you left us?

Did you think we were done? Everyone has ignored my messages. Just ask about us so we know weโ€™re still alive! I'm starting to lose hope for the sake of my family.

... Are you okay?

it doesn't change the fact the merasmus is in hell because of @ionlypostmymeemocs monsters constantly at his door. There's going to be another soon, and this man is already having a mini breakdown with the two he already has.

*Fritz Appears Out Of Nowhere*

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

*Fritz Appears Out Of Nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100ร— faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.


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because I post almost nothing.

What? When? Why?

What? When? Why?

Hi there ๐Ÿ‘‹,

My name is Mohammad, and Iโ€™m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. Iโ€™m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. ๐Ÿ’”

Iโ€™ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my familyโ€™s safety and well-being. ๐Ÿซถ

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. ๐Ÿ™

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. โค

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 ๐Ÿ”—

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Merasmus: "HSIDBEISHJWKDB" (Poof, Broken is gone, and Skellie remains. He put his hat on again.) "stupid monsters being gay with my spirit hat."

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

Hey Uh Merasmus? Soldier Got Murdered And I Decided To Bring Back Your Magic Book :> Also I Totally Didn't

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

Hey Uh Merasmus? Soldier Got Murdered And I Decided To Bring Back Your Magic Book :> Also I Totally Didn't

*And this happens in the background โ†‘*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."


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damn

Do You Like Tf2?

Do you like tf2?

whats tf2?

Skellie: *she pulls brokie down, making them slightly dizzy, and kisses their forehead* "hello my little bone-head!"

Merasmus: "YOU HAVE A CHILD?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A GRANDFATHER."

Skellie: "stfu"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Broken Medic: *Stares At Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"


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This is a side ask blog where you ask the extras from my other ask blogs. For example Marasmus from TF2. Or filename 2 from bbael. Have fun and follow the rules.

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