Merasmus: "dear God Please No. Even If Soldier Can Get Me Out Of This Void I Would Rather Stay Than Go

Something appeared on my desk and it's been evolving...

WTF is this??

HELP me

you can help this person get away from mr. Fizzels this sock puppet god thing now for just 99.99-

GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

omg I'm so sorry. I was just trying to be funny go on and send an ask about chicken nuggets I promise nothing bad will happen.

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.

Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?

monglain death worm

lemme asky ya sumthin', why is yo pfp a pumpkin? Just curious.

(Just remembered that pumpkin is an endearin' nickname, I might call ya that. Muehehehehe 😈😈😈) /J

why not? I like pumkin. This blog is basically a place to unleash my autism and just go fuckin insane. So why now pumkin? Do you not like pumkin?

(😳 I uhh, wouldn't mind that? *Cough cough*)/j (unlesss?)

You make me happy

*Leaves*

you make me happy!

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

You mf

WHEN I CATCH TOU

WHEN I CATCH YOU MF

MF

WHEN I CATCH YOU MF

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Tiptoe... Though the window

By the window... That is where I'll be

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me~

*WACK!*

Filename_1 : "Ühh..."

(in case you can't read it ↓ .)

(why do I feel like I'm about to get hit in the head by engineers guitar by that one kid who brought those annoying ahh monsters, one of which made my hat gay?)

*mission impossible music*

Here's the fanart I promised :]

GREAT JOB, KID! DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY AND MOTIVATIONS PERFECTLY!