Something Appeared On My Desk And It's Been Evolving...

asks are closed bc i need to clear my ask box

Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."

filename1: "take me with you please."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

i currently have glasses on, you're still attractive.

:]

you're so pretty. I want to hold your face, and cook you the best meal you've ever had.

I want to give you the best day off you've ever had, like- whatever you want, I'll get for you, no matter how expensive. You want a 10$ ice cream? Sure. You want a sniper rifle upgrade that's 100,000$? No problem. You want an outfit worth all the money in the world? I'll find a way to get it for you.

You're too pretty to say no to.

What are ya on? You are bloody insane to call some fake Aussie attractive.

Get ya eyes checked.

gee. I love it when people like my stuff instead of rebloging to help me actually feel encouraged to do more of that same stuff for them.

I love it when people don't actually support my work when they like it because Tumblr doesn't have an algorithm.

I love it when only my mutuals see my stuff and support it because no body else sees it.

I love being an artist.

Heya Merasmus! I can see your one more weirdo showing up at your door away from having an aneurysm! Why don't you just... Use your powers to get rid of them? I mean you ARE a wizard

Merasmus: "This is all soldiers fault. Trading my prized magic book for raccoons. Trust me, they would have been gone by now if I had my book. I'm a wizard, not a sorcerer." (D&D reference.)

(in case you can't read it)

Panel 1: This is where I'd put my magic book!

Panel 2: IF I HAD ONE.

(one without words under cut)

*explodes you*

You should explode

???

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.

you're pretending to be deactivated.

What? When? Why?

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