another Crosshair textpost collection
he just makes it too easy
I genuinely think that we are all chronically short of clones sleeping in puppy piles (even if there are only two of them)
WIP uncolored version under the cut because I like it for some reason:
Hey y'all, I know I've mainly been posting Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss stuff lately, but I wanted to post this. James Earl Jones was a fantastic voice actor. I grew up hearing him as Mufasa and Darth Vader, and I'm so sad to learn that he's passed away.
Happy Pride Month, everyone!
Is the Millennium Falcon a circular ship or a cylindrical ship? Please discuss and reblog.
I love the idea of Din and Boba being soft for each other, Grogu, and no one else. This illustrates that perfectly!
🔫 bitch i don’t miss and i aim for the chest 🔫
Hey, guys! I forgot to post a link to my blog last week, but here's the link for this week's chapter of First Rule of Fight Club! I hope you enjoy, but if you've been using the Tumblr links, don't forget to read last week's chapter before you read this one! Have fun!
I am taking your star wars and making it happy because it's too sad.
☆ brain thoughts:
》 Din was taken in and trained by Jango & Jaster instead of the Children of the Watch
》 everyone is ALIVE everyone is HAPPY and the only bad joojoo that happens is typical war stuff minus the empire, fuck you palpatine ya ain't hurting my babies
》 because this is my au and it's my rules, I say the Jedi Order have some sort of rule that only Jedi Masters can have "attachments" which Obi-Wan said fuck yeah and married the heck outta Jango. Later on with the usual Council being shit to Anakin and refusing to make him a Master, I say he ends up leaving the order and lives a life with Padme and his now mixed Mandalorian family because that boy has been through shit.
》 my favorite trope for Jangobi getting together is either of them having to return their kid back to the other because they're troublemaker gremlins and they bond over their babies, stop a war, save their clone army kids from evil old man chip and then boom they perform riduurok.
》 this is basically my excuse to draw baby Din and baby Boba together and growing up and being trained plus Boba pinning over his cute friend. They earn their armor and run off to be bounty hunters together
》 Korda Six still happened but Jaster survived because I say so and instead of trying to reclaim the title of Mand'alor he goes fuck this shit, come here son we're living the life of beroya and off they go
And that's pretty much it, my brain has been scream at me to continue this doodle I did a while ago so here it is. I have no idea what I'm doing with this my brain just wants me to draw some bobadin and jangobi doodles.
Also have a bonus baby Fennec :)
Thank you @thebeatlesqueenisbythepolice and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!
So I started writing something, but i don't trust myself to finish it, so i'll just ramble about it and hope people think it's decent!
My current hyperfixation is stranger things, and here's my thought: there is no way the upside down would have given the gang a whole year of peace when the gate was still open. In this au I've got floating around in my brain, I imagine that maybe it was a couple months before the tunnels started spreading, before the demodogs started spawning. I also imagine that my fave character, the main one in this au, ended things with Nancy early on, because he could see that she wasn't happy with him and he wanted to avoid an emotional trainwreck.
Because Steve wasn't spending as much time with Nancy, when he noticed that things with the upside down weren't over, he was able to take it on himself without her figuring it out. Cause Steve figures that the wheelers, the byers, heck, everyone involved from last time shouldn't have to deal with any more of this shit.
So what he did was, he started going to the old junkyard, baiting out the demodogs, and killing as many as he could with his nail bat and burning the corpses when he was done for the night.
As this was going on, he started looking out for Will, treating him normally and being there for him, because will deserves to have Steve as an extra older brother. It's not necessary to this au, but I will die on that hill.
Anyway, Steve's been doing this since around January of '84, so he's become pretty good at it. Then, that Halloween, instead of going to Tina's party, he was out there, killing monsters, but he got cut. Obviously, billy hargrove's rough-housing in basketball the next day didn't do him any favors. He ends up having to take a minute to go into the locker rooms to stitch himself up really quickly, because of course he's figured out how to do that by now. Then, billy walks in on him doing that, and promptly freaks out. Steve swears him to secrecy, because in his mind, it's fine, it's normal. He finished up basketball practice, and put the encounter out of his mind.
Later, Steve was back out there, and he had just killed the first demodog, when he heard this aborted, human-sounding, shriek. He goes to investigate, and who does he see, but billy Hargrove and eddie munson in the bus doing a deal.
Steve tried to give them an out, but of course the demodogs were swarming, so he had to deal with that threat and keep these guys safe, because Steve didn't think they should have to deal with this. They don't take the out. In fact, eddie and billy help Steve out through the events of s2.
Also, in terms of the thing with Lucas, I imagine that since Billy'd been fine with the black kids on the basketball team, Steve was able to pry out of him that he's trying to protect Lucas and max from ne*l.
Anyhow, that's the premise of this au that I've got. Like I said, I have started writing for it, but I don't trust myself to finish it or update it regularly. If anyone is interested in adopting this concept and writing their own take on it, feel free to dm me. Heck, you don't even have to do that, but I'd appreciate a dm, just so that I could read it!
Okay, folks! Here's a little warning for those who're lucky enough to not have experienced this yet. When I first opened my Tumblr account, I kept getting followed by porn bots. They usually have empty blogs, and a profile photo of a sexy woman. If you get followed by one of those, block them immediately. Just block them as they follow you. Also, make sure you just block anyone who posts content that makes you uncomfortable. This morning, I tapped on the profile of a like, because I suspected that it was another porn bot. I definitely think it was, except the blog wasn't empty. There was actual porn, in video format. I reported it, and blocked that user. It is not a bad thing to block people who post sexually explicit materials. It is a boundary that you can set for the sake of your mental and emotional health. I know most users on Tumblr are probably wise to this by now, but please reblog this post. Because when I first joined Tumblr, I wasn't. I would've loved a warning about the porn bots.
20, she/her, USA Hey, everyone! I don't have anyone to talk to in real life about my hyperfixation, so now it's your problem! Asks and dms are open!
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