Y’ALL I’VE GOT A 1,000 WORD STORY DUE ON TUESDAY AND I NEED HELP ON HOW TO GET MORE WORDS!!! HELP ME!!!
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A kid in my class just said Albert Einstein invented the lightbulb. We told him ‘That was Thomas Edison!’ his reply ‘same thing’
Kate:What the hell were you thinking? Yelena: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Kate:You released OSTRICHES!
i want rogue back pls, i’ll watch the next episode of doctor who after i emotionally recover (maybe three weeks idk) i just want to know that he’s safe and the doctor will be happy with him
Found out today I was named after a character from the Broadway musical Showboat which probably explains why I’m a theater kid.
I decided to play 'Fountains of Decay' in the car today and my mom called it 'a bunch of angry snarling'
I also played 'Every Snowflake Is Different' and I swear to fuck my mom looked fucking like this:
happy birthday to Phillip Hamilton, rip to you baby. Also Happy Birthday to Famous Last Words, always been one of my favourite songs off the album.
we stopped at a dunkin donuts and this male karen is complaining about how its been 15 minutes since he ordered his iced coffee but there are like 30 other people here all waiting on our orders and two staff members