I Decided To Play 'Fountains Of Decay' In The Car Today And My Mom Called It 'a Bunch Of Angry Snarling'

happy birthday to Phillip Hamilton, rip to you baby. Also Happy Birthday to Famous Last Words, always been one of my favourite songs off the album.

Adventures of California Man

can i please get Ororo Munroe in the mcu pls my baby needs some love

Camp Half-Blood Canonically Has A Halloween Party.

10 years have been added to my life thanks to this infos

And Mr. D. told everyone to dress up as Chiron im WHEEZING.

My mom just called Blue Chocolate Chip cookies gross and weird,

I am now disowning her

I want Hobie and Noir to team up and fight fascists together.

I just saw two bald eagles fly over head, Captain America must be near by

Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it

shit people at my school have said

• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

• I don't know, Somebody hates me?

•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

• If you wear tight pants your gay

• I just died, you don't get to talk.

• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

•Do you remember when somebody asked?

• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.

• Ketchup to drown my sadness.

• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?

• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both

• Lawyers are professional arguers

• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”

• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”