ATTENTION TWITTER REFUGEES

My uncle works for Fox News

hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃

What the fuck is up with school uniforms? Like my school told us that “The uniforms are a practice for later in life when you need to wear a uniform to work.” Like ok, but also you tell us ‘Express yourself! Don’t listen to what other people tell you what you can and can’t do!’ and then they fucking yell at us when we wear spirit wear, like I get wanting to show school pride but I’m not going out in public in a hoodie that says my school name. I’d rather wear that in the fucking school wear it’s fucking freezing instead of your thin ass pants and sweat shirts!

A kid in my class just said Albert Einstein invented the lightbulb. We told him ‘That was Thomas Edison!’ his reply ‘same thing’

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER

I identity with Carol Danvers because I too am a Lesbian and hate most men

happy birthday to Phillip Hamilton, rip to you baby. Also Happy Birthday to Famous Last Words, always been one of my favourite songs off the album.

I will be spending tomorrow laying in bed in sweatpants and reading wattpad

Did my class just wait like 50 minutes for a bus because we missed it so we could go on a field trip, yes we did. We finally got on at least

nobody does queerbaiting as good as disney, you simply cannot outdo the doer.

weepy girl