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that time my bestie and i managed to gaslight my entire class

let me tell you all the story about the time where my bestie and i told a lie so intricate that it managed to last an entire year. So around like january/february the part of our class that took spanish watched the movie Encanto in class for fun and my friend and i both had crushes on some of the characters and we were teasing each other about it with like codenames and this one obnoxious kid asked about it and my bestie (slick as ever) told them it was about my boyfriend who we decided to name Andrew. And we convinced them that Andrew was real using my sisters phone number (thank you, kiddo) and photos we found online. And they actually believed us. They legitimately believed I had a boyfriend named Andrew and then we told them that I ‘broke up’ with Andrew and got a girlfriend named Leia (also fake but we went even more in depth for her) around Valentine’s day. And when I tell you we crafted these intricate backstories for these people i’m not kidding.

We made up fake siblings for these people, we made fake instagram accounts, fake everything. It was incredible how we managed to convince these kids that these people were real. Although we’d known most of these kids for 11 years so they were easier to manipulate. But we finally spilled the beans after we’d graduated from middle school and honestly i’m not sure they realize that we’re telling the truth that these people aren’t real.

@day-ani

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We’re coming up with slogans for ‘be drug free’ posters here are some of the best ones so far;

Nuggies not Druggies

Drugs End All Dreams

Reach for the stars not drugs (nobody liked this one, it didn’t rhyme!’

Say no to drugs (Basic)

Give Hugs not Drugs

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

so we were playing this game in social studies and it’s called like bewashington.org and so we’re watching this intro video and then fUCKING CHRIS JACKSON SHOWS UP!

What the fuck is up with school uniforms? Like my school told us that “The uniforms are a practice for later in life when you need to wear a uniform to work.” Like ok, but also you tell us ‘Express yourself! Don’t listen to what other people tell you what you can and can’t do!’ and then they fucking yell at us when we wear spirit wear, like I get wanting to show school pride but I’m not going out in public in a hoodie that says my school name. I’d rather wear that in the fucking school wear it’s fucking freezing instead of your thin ass pants and sweat shirts!

My social studies teacher just called lawyers ‘Proffesional Arguers’

Does everybody want Namor wallpapers?

Belated Happy Birthday to Bullets! Love ya babygirl!