Mom Can We Get Spider-man?

^ this man has been let in over 20 thousand peoples homes (like to say hello reblog to find him in your pantry)

so we were playing this game in social studies and it’s called like bewashington.org and so we’re watching this intro video and then fUCKING CHRIS JACKSON SHOWS UP!

My brother called Santa ‘Ho Ho’

He was 2

My uncle works for Fox News

hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃

ok so in the quantamania trailer Cassie says “I built it with him.” I could be going way to in depth with this and also be really hoping for the X-men or Fantastic 4 in the mcu sooner rather than later but what if she’s referencing Reed Richards or Hank McCoy or something, pls I just want my babies to get some attention.

Ok so maybe I’m late as fuck to this but I was turning on Across Spider-Verse for my brother and I this morning because the new movies coming out soon and I love Across Spider-Verse but I was on Prime Video and was turning it on and the cover… the picture i got isn’t the best but still

The Black Parade turned on the radio today and I wasn't paying attention till I heard the first note and my head turned faster than quicksilver to see what song it was. I truly am emo

My heart skipped a beat I swear

I AM SO FUCKING MAD!!!! I GO TO VISIT MY GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND AND ON THE ONE FRIDAY IM NOT HOME THIS MONTH DISNEY+ IS RELEASING VENOM AND SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING AND OMG IM GONNA KILL A MAN

Peter: Awwww little kids

Shuri: I don’t care about that, right now

honestly i’m still in shock over the whole Jonathan Majors thing, like dude you got a huge role secured for the next few years and you blew the whole thing up just a bit after your first huge appearance as the character. At least Kang will be easier to recast than other characters considering he’s got a lot of variants