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My social studies teacher just called lawyers ‘Proffesional Arguers’

We’re gonna make diaries, and doing this for a week

We’re gonna do roleplay in social studies class

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GUESS WHO'S MYSTIQUE ACTION FIGURE ARRIVES TOMORROW!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!

LOOK AT IT!!!

Girls in my class: *staring at the albino koala in our science book* awwww

Boy in my class: It’s White

Reasons why my ELA (English Language Arts) teacher should have not been fired

She was absolutely the G.O.A.T

We rarely had any homework because she preferred for us to work on it all together

She wanted us to read

She went in depth into the stories we read

We were a kind of rowdy class but with her we were calm, kind, respectful kids

She recommended us books and had a whole part of class where we just sat and read our books

She gave us projects for each month

When she found out that our Social Studies teacher wasn’t really teaching us about the history of what was going on in the Ukraine she had us do a project so we could understand it better

If she knew she was gonna be out she would tell us and tell us who the sub would be

I only heard her yell either at the Eight graders (if they were doing something they weren’t supposed to) and at the 4th and 5th graders when they were making to much noise coming up from lunch and recess

She also liked to connect with us on a personal level so we felt comfortable around her

She was fired (most likely we don’t really know what happened to her) because one of the eight graders was threatening a class mate outside of school while another one was recording it

Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!

I AM SO FUCKING MAD!!!! I GO TO VISIT MY GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND AND ON THE ONE FRIDAY IM NOT HOME THIS MONTH DISNEY+ IS RELEASING VENOM AND SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING AND OMG IM GONNA KILL A MAN

My sister is bad at naming things

we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.

one time when I was younger i was drinking the chocolate milk from the carton at school with my lunch and i finished it and i looked in the bottom for some reason and i swear to god there were fucking Star Wars mac and cheese pieces. I have no fucking idea why but i didnt drink the school milk for like a year straight.