Hidden Gay - Blog Posts

Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement!part #1!

More a loose collection of thing that are secretly gay then actual pride flags.

So far they suspect nothing.

we were picking out clothes for family photos a while ago and I didn’t want to wear a purple t shirt (It was already like September or something and in Chicago it gets COLD) and so my mom was trying to get me to find something (and unlike my sister I’d learned from an early age to not fight with my mother about what to wear for family pictures and sometimes I would get some cute clothes I would wear more often) and so my mom got me to agree with something by saying “I’ll let you get flannel.” Because I really wanted some flannel to wear and umm. My dad and I were talking about how boys are stupid and my dad was like “Don’t date boys!” And so my closeted gay ass asked him “What about girls?” And he said he’ll think about it. My family might know im gay.

Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!