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Poor guy lol

Did y'all know Susanoo was banished into the ocean for mischief?

Due to a miscommunication, Danny is mistaken for a High Ranking court of Owls member

Danny starts attending Gotham Academy for Reasons, and while there encounters one of the bat siblings. They (mistakenly or correctly your choice) clock him as a clone of Dick Grayson, and considering the Court of Owls has a Big Interest in Dick and some weird, cryptic statements from Danny the Bat Sibling 'realises' Danny is the courts answer to never having been able to get their Talon. BUT the Batfam isn't the only ones this miscommunication occurs with - somehow the entirety of Gotham academy is also now convinced Danny is a member of The Court, and Danny can't figure out why everyone is being very, very nice to him suddenly.

You know something I’ve always found interesting about the movie Heathers is that despite it being a majority female cast and a movie explicitly about people being bad people by far the most deplorable actions that happen are done by the very few male characters in the show. Like of course the heathers are terrible people who deserve punishment for their actions but they are ultimately bully’s not criminals(though if it was up to me bullies would also serve at least a day) and out of the four main/side male characters three of which commit some kind assault( in JD’s case Assault’s)

It’s just wild to me that only JD’s father who’s used mostly for gags, the principal who we never see and heather chandlers ex Peter both of which have so few screen time that they are hardly even side character.

Just to be clear this is not to excuse the actions of any characters in Heathers they all suck that’s the point.

I don't know if I got this on time, but happy easter, and happy upcoming holidays.

(*￣3￣)╭ <3 ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`) My application is based on keeping the theme of Poisonous Love (Hercules is my favorite living teddy bear) Where the archaeologist and Hercules have been a couple for a while, and miraculously Zeus does not try anything with his son's girlfriend, since in his eyes that human is Hercules' greatest treasure and the last thing he wants is to hurt his son (all We know it hurt him to see him die in the original tournament) Even Poseidon looks her in the eye when she asks him for a recommendation to finish an essay on some mythical character or something related to mythical sea creatures. Hades is Hades, he's just happy to start a new family photo album. Adamas, at least he doesn't do any of her scenes and treats her like a daughter. Hermes describes her as a scary cat around her and Ares is envious of him as he understands some things he doesn't. Aphrodite finds her acceptable and adorable when Hercules drowns her in affection. And she's most adorable when he's embarrassed to be seen wearing thick-rimmed glasses. Göll at first was somewhat jealous that her brother Hercules has her girlfriend, but then over time she became attached to her and calls her big sister. And the best of the day is when it ends and Hercules decides that his girlfriend is the most huggable stuffed animal in creation.

-It had been several months since you came to Valhalla after dying a hero’s death, destroying the vase of poisonous blood so it wouldn’t fall into the wrong hands.

-It had been several months since you met Hercules and started a relationship with him, although slow, as you were hesitant being in a relationship, which Hercules saw as you just being shy, but he didn’t mind being patient.

-There was something different about you, comparing you to his first three wives, there was a pull to you, he wanted to stay by your side at all times, he felt so much joy, just sitting with you, answering your questions about his past, the history of Ancient Greece, he could easily spend the rest of eternity with you like this.

-He never made you feel like you were bothering him with all of your questions, answering as many as he could, and he made you feel so welcome in Valhalla, showing you all around the Greek pantheon that he called home, and where you now called home too.

-You were intimidated to meet the other Greek gods, anyone with eyes could see your nervousness around them, as you were a human and they were literal gods!!

-But Hercules never went anywhere without you and was the one to introduce you to them, being by your side to reassure you that you would be safe.

-Zeus- He greeted you warmly, “Ahh so you’re that human who poisoned herself to save the world! Nice to meet someone so impulsive!” Zeus was nice to you, not at all like what legends  had dictated him to be like. The reason for this was because he saw how his son looked at you, he saw how happy you made Hercules, it was a way to repay his sacrifice when he died in Ragnarok; even though he had been returned to life, he felt guilt and wanted to make amends. Zeus found you enjoyable, your curiosity and questions made him look forward to your visits. He was happy to answer anything you asked, as it made him happy to reminisce about his youth.

-Poseidon- Hercules had been nervous about you meeting his uncle, as Poseidon was notorious for disliking humans, but Zeus was the one to introduce the two of you and you shocked Poseidon by asking him tons of questions about his temples. Your sparkling eyes as he met your own, shocking both his nephew and brother, seemed to soothe him, you were so curious, like a young child. He answered your questions patiently, impressed by your knowledge of history, learning that you were an archeologist before you died. He asked his own questions in turn, about what the world was like today and Zeus was the only one who noticed his brother’s eyes soften when he learned that humans were working hard to save the oceans, righting our wrongs.

-Hades- Hades adored you when you first met him, welcoming you to Valhalla warmly, as he had heard from his younger brothers about what a curious and inquisitive maiden you were. Hades couldn’t help but beam as you asked him tons of questions about the myths you knew about him, asking him about the underworld, and you had nearly cried in joy when you got to actually meet Cerberus, who was like a giant puppy with you, enjoying your pets. Hades took several photos of you, Hercules, and Cerberus, with plans on putting them in the family photo album he had stashed away.

-Aphrodite- She adored you, while you were a bit intimidated at first, she was so beautiful, actually glowing with radiance, you felt a little self-conscious, comparing yourself to her, but she smiled warmly, welcoming you to the family, as you were with Hercules. She was surprised by your knowledge of history as you asked her lots of questions, and in turn she offered you advice when you asked her for woman-to-woman advice about dating Hercules, as you had never been in a relationship before. Her eyes were stars, learning that you had been single and that you came to her for advice, but she knew that she couldn’t use her specific tactics when it came to me, giving you basic information, to start you slow and steady. Hercules sent her a thank you note when you took his hand on the way back to his home, holding his hand but you couldn’t look at him, your face bright red.

-Hermes- Hermes and you were instant friends, which made Hercules laugh as you both began to rapid fire questions at each other, leaving Hercules on the side-lines, watching your interaction, but he thought it was amusing to see the two of you getting along. You loved it when Hermes would play his music for you, it was so soothing and your praise meant more to him, as you were new, your opinions were honest as you hadn’t heard his playing before. Hercules had to stuff his fist in his mouth when he came back, finding you both slumped over the table, sleeping after you had been comparing notes with mythology, finding out what was true and what wasn’t, you both looked like two kittens passed out in random places.

-Ares- You hadn’t noticed, but he tried to intimidate you, as Hercules was his closest friend, except for maybe Hermes, but when you smiled up at him, a sparkle in your eyes, greeting him, he felt himself melt, actually being a bit shy with you, which Hercules teased him for. You asked him so many questions about legendary battles in history in Ancient Greece, asking him about the tactics used by the various armies. Ares actually had to push you away, his whole hand covering your face as he felt embarrassed that he didn’t know all the finite details you were asking about. You weren’t bothered, however, by taking any information he was able to give, thanking him so sincerely, which made him actually approach Hercules to threaten him to not hurt you, or else.

-Adamas- He was a god that wasn’t mentioned often in history, but you learned that was because when humans began to record history, Adamas had been dealt with by Poseidon, basically rendering him incapacitated for centuries, so there was no record of him. You weren’t bothered however, asking him to tell you about his history, which made him grin as you sat beside him, looking at photo albums together. He was quick to adopt you as his daughter, finding you enjoyable to be around as you wanted to learn about him. He would never admit that he would wait by the front door of his home when he knew you were coming to visit, he wasn’t excited, not one bit.

-Goll- When you met the youngest valkyrie, you smiled so warmly at her that her face flushed, thinking you were so cute and nice. When she learned that you were the human that Hercules rescued himself, being a one-time valkyrie himself for that one incident, she was stunned, and became even more so when she learned that you and Hercules were in a relationship, even if you were very shy about it. You learned that Hercules and the valkyries were all close, as they were all demigods, and Goll in particular was quite close to her big brother Hercules. Goll watched you closely for a while, as she was upset that her big brother was in a relationship, but she was quick to see that you were a good person and you were quickly dubbed as her big sister, which you loved.

-Hercules- He adored you, everything about you, from your cute rambles, or when you’re wearing your thick reading glasses, everything you do is so adorable to him! Your shyness with him was endearing, but he never forced you to do anything you didn’t want to do, relationship wise, as he would make you take breaks to eat, bathe, and sleep, when you would be going hard  on your study sessions. Hercules makes you feel so special, always cuddling you, almost like you’re his personal teddy bear, nuzzling his nose against your cheek in soft affection and the first time you were bold, peppering his face with soft kisses, he melted under you, a smile so big on his face that you couldn’t help but smile back.

Idk about you guys, but Adam's rant before his death kinda reminded me of Angel's breakdown after being rejected by Husk. Both their rants were about how they were hot shit, and the contents of the rants being sexual in nature. Angel yells about how people would KILL for a chance to fuck him, while Adam yells about how him fucking Eve is the reason everyone existed in the first place.

Both of them also talk about sex a lot, and it's the main part of their personality. Angel is like that because he feels like that's how he has to be, likely due to pressure to be like how he's portrayed in the movies he's known for. Many "fans" don't like when celebrities don't act the same way from the media they're known for, and if his fans aren't happy with how he acts, Valentino probably won't be ether.

The whole reason Adam existed in the first place was to breed more humans. Nothing else until he became an angel. All he had was fruit to live off of, and Lilith. When Lilith ran off, she was easily replaced by Eve. Adam could have been just as easy to replace with another man willing to breed if HE had been the one who ran off. But he didn't, because he had nothing else besides Lilith/Eve, and had no idea that Lucifer could have let him join him like Lilith did. So he stayed, and fulfilled his life purpose.

To make this analysis even worse, he was probably really young at the time. His personality makes me think of a sexually active teen who's probably aggressive due to hormones. Being born at that age would make him more likely to fulfill his role God gave him.

In short, it's likely that Adam has sexual trauma as well, and is the reason he acts like a fuck boy all the time. But that's just my theory.

You look lonely..

You know I always wonder what discoveries lead up to super toxic animals toxins being used for medicinal purposes who thought of this?? And what lead to this conclusion? “Look this highly toxic thing works well as a pain killer” how did you learn this?? And what made you think about it in the first place??

^inspired by these menaces

You know the existence of rogue waves is deeply upsetting to me like what do you mean they can justdecide to be 50 feet tall?? No prompting(that we know of) one wave just decides to be that tall and there isn’t anything we can do about it? It’s fucked up really.

Beautiful

Some expressions of my favorite god 🥺

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*

The prettiest princess

He's a princess. 👁👄👁💅

After Arthur dies, he has to face all the people Merlin has killed in the afterlife.

Only when he's defeated them all, will he return.

Okay, now let's talk about how it got to this point. Thank you, Aliexpress

I think I hear a tsunami coming.

How insightful I shall think about this forever come

Guh

yes

Anyways girl redraw of that one really cunty Vash postcard. Not originally what I wanted to post this week but I’m late, I love y’all and we ball

Are you alright, honey? You've barely put your blorbo in situations

He’s a horse girl

Sometimes I forgot that Poseidon is the God of horses too 🐎🤠

Repost and copy the capybara as many times as your little fingers can

From the states and I basically didn’t know how to write any other way then cursive till I was about eleven

Reblog this post with your nationality and answer, genuinely curious!!

Reblog for bigger sample size 👍

Oh no I know that green

ab. 1775 Ensemble with matching shoes (American)

green Spitalfields damask, attributed to Anna Maria Garthwaite about 1743-1745

(Metropolitan Museum of Art)

Magical summer deer and Joe is honestly a wonderful ship dynamic

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

All rights reserved  by Juan Pavon

Mario entering his homophobic arc

leaving my digital footprint there

Truly nothing brings me more unfiltered wrath then this

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

The absolute best country songs

•When the Devil goes down to Georgia to escape his failing business

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

How can I tell this to everyone I know without coming off as a feudal lord in hiding

posted a banger tweet and thought that tumblr deserved to see it too

I’m thoroughly enjoying watching Luigi join the tumblr sexy man line up.(let’s be honest no one is surprised)

Honestly when the Mario movie comes out we need someone to make a whole voiceover of just Mario, everyone else is normal just Mario is entirely re voice acted