My King!!!

You can’t spell homoerotic without homer

He's my hater

diomedes is such a hater to me. i know he’s sitting in those war meetings thinking to himself ‘how stupid can a man be’

:)

Stalking My Posts I See

Like The Chaos Any?

I love me a good greek mythology chaos

I love them so much, my dads

odysseus and diomedes would be terrible coworkers. the office mean girls who hate their jobs, are overqualified, and only like each other

pictured: ody and diomedes plotting palamedes’ death

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

As they should. Iconic

erm… you’re still on twitter??

Yeah I mostly use it nowadays to tell AI-bros and Nazis to kill themselves.

Star-crossed lovers? Nah.

FOUND SIBLINGS? Yes. Yes, good shit. Good shit right there.

I NEED THIS AS A BOOK SERIES PLS

You’re a rogue with enough gold to last ten lifetimes. But old habits die hard—you sneak through crowds, slipping coins into people’s pockets. The kingdom is buzzing about the mysterious, generous "thief."

ARTEMIS MY FAVORITE GODDESS I LOVE HER OMG OMG

Go, huntress, the stars will lead your way.

Oh my fucking god

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.