Big Time Stinker⏰

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

Yoshitaka Amano Art of Final Fantasy VI 

Wait, what?

Hoo, boy, dummy learns to sew.

So apparently, you need to pay attention to the direction that you sew in, or "directional sewing." I... did not realize this was a thing.

"On an A-line skirt, for example, stitching the front and backs together from the hem to the waist on one side seam and from the waist to the hem on the other side seam renders one side longer than the other."

I am positive I've done this.

Edited to remove facepalm gif, cuz it quickly got annoying.

Imagine facepalm gif here.

Still thinking about painting that one pic of AB in Leyendecker style... if I only knew Leyendecker style...

personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

goya's black paintings are mysterious and difficult to decypher to YOU. i know everything about them when i get a really high fever though.

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.