ilovebirthdayspartis

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damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

people will put you through hell and then say ‘you’ll never find someone like me again’. like fuck. do u promise

I’m into some real kinky shit. Hold my hand and tell me you love me.

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

DYKE!

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

i love hot girls who are obviously weird as fuck

. ݁₊ 🦢 . ݁˖ sevika being a grouchy husbutch who, even when she's pissed because of conflict you guys are having, will still begrudgingly drive you everywhere and do everything she always does for you.

she'll huff about it, sure, but she'll still clasp on any jewelry you need to put on before work. she'll sigh extra hard when you call her for a ride home, but avoid mentioning that she was already on her way since minutes ago. she'll still fold your laundry with hers, and pick up the food you like when she hears a catch in your voice. when she's done her half of a crossword puzzle after dinner, she'll slide it over to you without a word.

and when you come to the bed that night with a frown, clearly aching for her, she'll sigh and extend her arm out. when you bury your face in her neck, apologizing or saying you want to fix things, she'll hold onto you tighter, kissing your head and telling you firmly that you guys will be fine.

because, despite any hiccups you two have, she's not one to resort to petty actions to prove her point. she'll make it clear she's annoyed by a situation through telling you as much, but she's not gonna let that give her a free pass to no longer treat you like a partner. to her, the stuff she does for you isn't a privilege, but something that's innate in a relationship. so, even if you piss her off, even if you guys are bickering, she'll still engage in every ritual, every little habit that's built the safety and comfort that that wraps around the two of you when together.

she'll still be unwavering in her efforts to show that no matter what you guys go through, no matter what conflict you need to resolve, you're hers and she's not about to drop that fact just because of a mood.

i check my tumblr as soon as i wake up as if it's the morning newspaper

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

You never recover from being weird in middle school

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

After being mutuals with someone for only a few days

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

wish I was a little bunny eating a dandelion in a field right now

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

butch/stud/masc + femme/fem = heteronormative

butch/stud/masc + butch/stud/masc = gross

femme/fem + femme/fem = fetishized

ok so can a dyke breathe

"i don't have a type!" i say, adding another big, buff woman to the collection of women i like

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person