Australia’s Version Of The Onion Has Just Character Assassinated All You Gays

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mutuals reblogging my posts like "me and who". me and you. cmere

LESBIANS REJOICE I GOT THE LORDE TICKETS I LOVE MY LIFE

Butches this, butches that but what about awkward nerd-loser lesbians? Like those lesbians who don't go outside because they spend their days reading comics and playing video games? Lesbians who still collect funko pop's figures and love Marvel? Lesbians who could never open a jar but could fix your computer or code a game for you? Lesbians who could solve a math problem in few seconds? Lesbians who at one point of their life tried to be more masc or butch because they thought they'll get girls? Lesbians who grew up "ugly and weird"? Lesbians who smile dorkily?Lesbians who blush furiously during any interaction with a girl they find pretty? LESBIANS WHO ARE AWKWARD?

MY TYPE!

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

Anastasia Shepelevich

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

Give a bitch some head or sumthn 🥀