What I’m Ordering

scary how it actually happened

top weird girl canon events:

listening to Lana for the first time

7th grade winter break

being told you’re “an old soul” and “mature for your age”

hating your dad at one point

reading no longer human for the first time

obsessing over a girl you have no chance with

getting bullied by the “popular boys”

counting calories at 12

watching girl interrupted for the first time

feeling like a lost dog in friend groups

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

i am 50% girl and 50% song lyrics

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health

i have finally perfected my twitter feed