Ilovebirthdayspartis - Untitled

vi claims you're seducing her whenever you wear one of her shirts.

you really aren't; you just find her shirts comfy and familiar, her scent soothing as it sinks into your skin. wearing her shirts makes you feel like you're constantly being hugged by her, especially when she has to be gone days at a time.

the fact that vi finds you irresistible in them is simply a bonus. a bonus with plenty of rewards to reap when vi stares at you, blue eyes sharp and hot as they take you in.

you grow flustered under the attention but preen when vi's cheeks turn pink with barely hidden arousal.

"you're dangerous," vi murmurs weakly, albeit needy, as you greet her in the evening with one of her muscle tank tops on. the ones where the sleeves are cut so high that vi is able to see the soft curve of your bare breasts.

"i wouldn't say dangerous," you reply gleefully. "just optimistic."

you're giggling when vi kisses you, tender and reverent, as she grasps at your waist beneath her shirt.

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

I met my younger self for a coffee today.

She looked at me and went "we're still not skinny??"

I sighed and said "damn girl we're trying, okay??"

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

“BMI 16 jail” “get me out of BMI 15 jail” BITCH FYM GET ME INNNNNN

i love this app

Y’all we have to stop making eachother feel bad for having sexual attraction. Lesbians are allowed to be horny we don’t have to be sexless pastel princesses holding hands in a field or smth. Be horny, it’s frankly revolutionary to be a sweaty horny dyke.

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home