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“why are u so obsessed with calories” god forbid a woman has hobbies

I definitely don’t want kids but the thought of a lesbian being able to get me pregnant makes me go feral

i be opening tumblr in public idgaf if someone see titties on my screen

i check my tumblr as soon as i wake up as if it's the morning newspaper

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST

if being an awkward loser lesbian was illegal id be in prison

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy