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god forbid a girl wants to waste away and do nothing but sleep and cry

“you should do more” NO

I’ll stay in my bed until i become the bed 😒

sometimes a bitch wanna be boring

“pretty fish.”

- some dykes hopefully.

loving tlou and arcane is all a girl ever needs (she is a raging homo)

love's possessing me ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

ur fav tropes (with variations) + microtropes

⇴ person a + person b are both looking for each other, and they wander all around the place until they finally meet in the middle, where they both crash into each other

⇴ enemies to lovers (kind of) because they're in opposite factions that feud. until one day they run into each other on accident, immediately want to kill the other, and get trapped together. slowly, they discover that their own factions are awful, and they must work together to stop injustice (mk storyline!!!)

⇴ super serious and put together b turns into pure mush at the sight of a. i'm talking the brain stopped functioning call 911 bc we think they suffered brain damage. no they're just in love with person a.

⇴ having their own secret code. whether it be hand signs behind their backs, secret looks, or secret touches—as long as it's a secret then i will eat it up.

⇴ getting so tired that person b falls and person a has to catch them. person b ends up laying their head on person a's shoulder, and person a is now stuck with person b

⇴ "i'm not falling in love" and they fall the hardest (idc how used it is i will eat it up until i die)

⇴ person b admiring how person a brightens up any room when they get excited. "the look of love" as some would call it

⇴ two people that help each other heal. they've both had rough pasts, and when they meet each other—initially they hate it but—things start to mend (hometown cha cha cha anyone???)

⇴ banter and teasing at first meeting, but the more they get to know each other, the more they begin to connect.

⇴ person a + person b fighting over who has to sleep on the couch (they're staying at the other person's house), until they both agree on sleeping in the same bed together

⇴ friends to lovers but the other party did not consider them friends. (yikesssss)

⇴ "you lied to me! you kept lying straight to my face! and you expect me to forgive you?" "what are you talking about?! did you never get my letter?" "what letter?" (oh ur cooked)

⇴ "you deserve better than me." "that's not your decision to make, that's mine."

⇴ person a literally thinking they're the worst person in the world, and then there's person b, who can fight through the darkness and find the light

⇴ "you wouldn't understand!" "then tell me. i just want to listen."

⇴ person a's overworking themselves, so person b has to manually close their computer and put away their work and force them to sleep

⇴ person a stays up for person b to get home, but falls asleep. person b takes a ton of photos of them and then carries them to bed (and joins them later snuggling them ofc)

hey guys! keyotos here. this is a little out of my lane but i created this post for my writing event on my writing blog. but anyone else, feel free to use these and lmk if u guys like content similar to this!

bsf!abby anderson headcanons.

she definitely doesn't have feelings for you. uhh abby is kind of a gymrat but also a golden retriever. butch!abby. reader is wlw but not specified as anything. abby has internalized homophobia that she later works out. :) i hope you guys enjoy honestly at heart i'm an abby girl, so. both of you are lowkey painfully in love with each other. if you guys want a fic, lmk!

-◌ you meet at summer camp, a few years back. abby looked pretty much the same; a bit skinnier, with a ruddy complexion caused by the summer heat. at first, you thought she was a mean jock. still muscular, just not as much as she was now, you thought that she'd pick on you; you preferred to spend the days reading books about the local wildlife, or helping out in the stables.

-◌ when abby first sees you, she tries not to be smitten. god, you looked so beautiful in the sweet shade of the oak tree, leaning against it as the rest of the kids played ball. abby would never let herself truly feel that, though. maybe she was jealous, 'cause you were so pretty and it was like wherever you were, a lapse of sunshine followed. that's why, duh.

-◌ abby who comes up to you first. you think she's gonna bully you or call you something mean, but she says she wants to be your friend. one of her buddies calls her back to the game; but she stays with you. you teach her about some animals, and she explains to you how to play the game. maybe this girl isn't as bad as you thought, with her golden hair and forest eyes.

-◌ abby, who starts getting into fights. she's so angry all the time. one time, when she's sleeping under your bunk, she begins to cry. you're the only one who sits by her and holds her as she sobs, tears staining your camisole, fingers digging into your back so hard it kind of hurts, but you could care less.

-◌ she comes to terms with her sexuality. it's a hard pill to swallow for her, but eventually, abby does. what she doesn't come to terms with is how pretty she thinks you are, and how she's slowly but surely falling in love with her best friend. cliche much? abby stifles these feelings with hours spent at the gym, hours spent at her internship at a hospital. it's easier that way, or maybe that's just a lie she tells herself.

-◌ abby knows everything about you. she could list off your five favorite bands like a mantra, your favorite drink, what color clothes you liked, even what brands you liked. abby, who remembers your favorite animal and could guess your reaction to anything and be pretty dead-on. you're just glad you finally have someone who remembers at least something about you.

-◌ abby, who waits for you under the rain to drive you home from school after one of your clubs. she knows better than to listen to you when you tell her that you'll be fine by yourself, chin up. she comes up with nicknames for you and you don't know how to tell her that you've never felt so loved. it's a hard pill to swallow, falling in love with your best friend.

No man will ever love me the way the fictional man in my head loves me.

luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.