I'm Tired Of Being A Girl Kisser With No Girl To Kiss 😠

You never recover from being weird in middle school

౨ৎ pretty and pure ! ♡

Mom said it’s my turn with the 16 bmi

Seeing how baggy my previously tight clothes have gotten, getting excited, and then going in front of the mirror nak3d and still looking like my SW.

My life is a constant cycle between "I need to rest before I burn out" and "I'm wasting my potential, I should work harder"

Sometimes I get the urge to get on my knees and worship her

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health

Thinking about Having to do that fake baby project ( RealCare Baby) with fratboy abby ?

Of course your original lab partner got sick—out for two weeks, right when the baby project kicked off. You scoffed the moment you heard the name of your new ‘co-parent’. Her reputation alone left a bad taste in your mouth. There’s no way in hell she’d take this seriously. But you both need the A, so here you are…

You told her “don’t text or call unless it’s about the baby, Anderson.”

Yet, She Calls at any hour—totally clueless, she’ll FaceTime at 3am, while you are studying like “It’s crying again. Did I break it?”

Parties with the baby. posts it strapped to her chest like a beer koozie, captioned: “me and lil bro shutting this party down.”

Bought a “Hot Dad Summer” shirt. Nicknames you her “baby momma” in front of her friends. Thinks it’s hilarious. You don’t.

Calls the baby “Sport” unironically. Tries to teach it how to fist bump. (It’s a fake baby??)

Update: plan b series