I Hate Feel Lonely

these edtwt bitches are unreal like wdym youre 97LBS?!?!!

each time i eat or think about food i feel like such a fake

abby's the type of girl to give you a kiss, especially for greetings and farewells, and make a quick mwah sound because otherwise did the kiss really count ? :/ she could be rushing late to wherever but she is not leaving the house until she gets that kiss, and you better make the sound too or she'll pout like you kicked a puppy in front of her. which, you kinda did—expect the puppy you kicked is actually her heart. so dramatic.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Sex so CRAZY good they had to be put on time out by the writers.

i wish all butches who refer to their strap as their dick a very goodnight

this is so me

ariana in japan (2014) °₊·ˈ∗(ૢෆ癶◡癶ෆ) ૢ∗ˈ‧₊°

Thinking about Having to do that fake baby project ( RealCare Baby) with fratboy abby ?

Of course your original lab partner got sick—out for two weeks, right when the baby project kicked off. You scoffed the moment you heard the name of your new ‘co-parent’. Her reputation alone left a bad taste in your mouth. There’s no way in hell she’d take this seriously. But you both need the A, so here you are…

You told her “don’t text or call unless it’s about the baby, Anderson.”

Yet, She Calls at any hour—totally clueless, she’ll FaceTime at 3am, while you are studying like “It’s crying again. Did I break it?”

Parties with the baby. posts it strapped to her chest like a beer koozie, captioned: “me and lil bro shutting this party down.”

Bought a “Hot Dad Summer” shirt. Nicknames you her “baby momma” in front of her friends. Thinks it’s hilarious. You don’t.

Calls the baby “Sport” unironically. Tries to teach it how to fist bump. (It’s a fake baby??)

Update: plan b series