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Ed is not edying like it should be because why don't I feel guilty for eating over my limit. WHY IS MY LIMIT 1000CAL????? Why am I eating chocolate and candy bars all the time. Ugh

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Amy Winehouse at the Brit Awards (2004)

How I be looking like in 3dblrr

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST

Thinking about Having to do that fake baby project ( RealCare Baby) with fratboy abby ?

Of course your original lab partner got sick—out for two weeks, right when the baby project kicked off. You scoffed the moment you heard the name of your new ‘co-parent’. Her reputation alone left a bad taste in your mouth. There’s no way in hell she’d take this seriously. But you both need the A, so here you are…

You told her “don’t text or call unless it’s about the baby, Anderson.”

Yet, She Calls at any hour—totally clueless, she’ll FaceTime at 3am, while you are studying like “It’s crying again. Did I break it?”

Parties with the baby. posts it strapped to her chest like a beer koozie, captioned: “me and lil bro shutting this party down.”

Bought a “Hot Dad Summer” shirt. Nicknames you her “baby momma” in front of her friends. Thinks it’s hilarious. You don’t.

Calls the baby “Sport” unironically. Tries to teach it how to fist bump. (It’s a fake baby??)

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My life is a constant cycle between "I need to rest before I burn out" and "I'm wasting my potential, I should work harder"