Latest Posts by imasociallyawkwardtrashcan - Page 3

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

omg SHUT UP when i say i like vampires i don’t mean twilight you straight bitch. i MEAN i like pictures of people in bands covered in blood from 2002 and music videos with ridiculously shitty lighting and tiny sets!!!!! what do you not understand???

My gender ate my cat when I was at school. I got mad and drowned it in the toilet

I lost my gender in…the accident.

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

this may look like an mcr blog but in fact it's my main/personal blog and i just so happen to be so far up mcr's ass that mcr is most of my personality

I looked under my bed and was shocked to find a friend of your demon. They told me they know your demon... he’s single 😉

They also told me he likes book my demon is holding in the picture, so that would be a perfect gift.

The demon under my bed is kinda cute tho 😳

This is great for me cuz I do get a recommendation but I probably don’t have to give one seeing I have a total of 9 followers

alrighty! let’s try something. everyone who reblogs this post will get a music recommendation in their inbox from the person they reblogged this from. let’s share some music we love.

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Oh shit I relate too much

sometimes being nonbinary is just about looking at gerard way and thinking "god I wish I looked like that"

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

Y'ALL

I want an aside of when Virgil finds out MCR is back together and just absolutly flips shit

sometimes i genuinely worry about the people who didnt find bandom until a couple of years ago?? like are you finding all the content you need to see?? have you seen gerard way pop out of a birthday cake on mtv?? did you see fall out boys wind power commercial??? did you see andy throw water over an interviewer??? did you see that episode of mtv cribs where halfway through patrick just rocks up with petes mum carrying all her groceries?? are you getting everything you need?? let me guide you

anyone please ask your crush out like this

JUST LET ME BE.

Wait what? Do- Do you think my English workbook might be right......? What is going to happen? @danielhowell @amazingphil

Now I’m desperately searching around the house trying to find the Virgil pen...

My grandma gave me a pen she got in the mail from one of those junk mail companies, the ones that send you random stuff if you buy something from them like, once- She gave it to me like a month ago, and it’s really pretty! But you see, thing is, it’s light blue with silver bands on it- Nothing particular about that right? Right!

But, you see, due to a brilliant, lovely thing called association, my brain absolutely refuses to refer to it as anything other than ‘The Patton Pen’- Because it’s blue and silver- And I just, like I didn’t even mean to name it, it just happened, it has had it’s name for a good month now, and I kinda laugh anytime I use it-

So yeah, there really isn’t any story here, I know it seemed like I was leading up to something, but I just wanted to share the fact that I have unintentionally named a pen after Patton-

you only live forever in the light you make [x]

This seems like an appropriate first post :)