A Compilation Of Noel And Richard’s Fictional Marriage Bc I Have Nothing Better To Do In Self-isolation

Hello I’m broken and I’d like to get off please

mutuals do this

how deranged are u besties <3

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Okay This is going to be really dark now so TW for self harm.

Severus was bullied badly and when you receive that kind of abuse your whole life it’s very hard to like yourself. That spell wasn’t probably meant to cut someone into ribbons because we saw it used by Harry who was angry and unfamiliar with the spell. It was probably used for Severus to self harm with. That’s why there was an antidote-spell so he could hide it better. And it was probably labelled “for enemies”because he was his own enemy 

I’m sorry

I'm going through some trying times and on the verge of becoming an anxious mess and I don't need this shite in my life right now. I thought of relaxing in Insta for a while and a Snater decided to pick a bone with me.

Ahh the Maeve wiley of his time

Headcanon

Severus was too poor. He do anything to earn money. He did homework for his housemates.he could fake their handwritings. His golden time what the time everyone enjoyed quidditch game, quidditch player paid him to do homework for them because they wanted more time to practice.

I made spooky cross stitch

I hope you like them

I thought that said fucking Git and never did I ever want to throw hands with someone in an Aldi car park as badly as I did for those 5 seconds

Alan Rickman was a fucking gift

Soon

25 years of ads peeled away

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Izzy singing with Steven Adler’s band Adler’s Appetite.