Listening To Ellie Goulding From 2012

fun day at the beach

TIL some bacteria can form structures that blur the lines between unicellular colonies and multicellular organisms, complete with the specialization of simple tissues. 🤯

[Photo ©shk5 on iNaturalist]

Quit nodding off with Nancy Pelosi and come and fuck around with a Fancy Fujoshi

the drowning machine

son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

imagine hating me and i’m meticulously rearranging my jarchie sunshade