This Is Both Yuri And Yaoi

built different (too sensitive to survive)

straight men are on something else

7-s footage (drawn over this tiktok)

gay people never just say "youre cute" its always gotta be shit like "MACHINE, TURN BACK NOW" and "YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY" and "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" and also "AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE FATHER I SHALL REND YOU APART AND YOU WILL BECOME INANIMATE ONCE MORE" and then they keep teleporting above you and trying to kill you with a sword etc etc like oh my god stooooppp

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

Shooting games

A bit late but this had a lot so ><'

My mistress is a bumbling idiot. She’s been seeing a suitor who intends to buy her hand in marriage from her father, but she’s told me quite clearly that she doesn’t think this man is right. As her devoted maid, I cannot let her be wed off to some scoundrel like him. But all my efforts to save her from him have been foiled by her clumsiness. When I brought the tray to them with the poisoned teacup closer to him, in a breach of etiquette she reached for the far teacup and took the poison for herself. When I poisoned his wine, her ring got caught on the tablecloth and knocked over his glass. When I set up the armoire to fall and crush him, she tripped on the rug and made it go off too early. Once I even rigged one of the chandeliers to fall on his spot, and right before it did she violated table manners, got up, grabbed his wrist, and dragged him to the window because she “thought she saw a stag outside.” A stag?! There weren’t even any woods visible from that window! And after all these foiled attempts she has the audacity to complain to me that marrying this man will ruin her life. As if seeing her with any man wouldn’t ruin mine!

Gus it turns out you're sick when you're sick

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa