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This is both yuri and yaoi

Do you think they've explored each other's bodies

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

The sleeperrr

This meme's ruining my fucking life

My mistress is a bumbling idiot. She’s been seeing a suitor who intends to buy her hand in marriage from her father, but she’s told me quite clearly that she doesn’t think this man is right. As her devoted maid, I cannot let her be wed off to some scoundrel like him. But all my efforts to save her from him have been foiled by her clumsiness. When I brought the tray to them with the poisoned teacup closer to him, in a breach of etiquette she reached for the far teacup and took the poison for herself. When I poisoned his wine, her ring got caught on the tablecloth and knocked over his glass. When I set up the armoire to fall and crush him, she tripped on the rug and made it go off too early. Once I even rigged one of the chandeliers to fall on his spot, and right before it did she violated table manners, got up, grabbed his wrist, and dragged him to the window because she “thought she saw a stag outside.” A stag?! There weren’t even any woods visible from that window! And after all these foiled attempts she has the audacity to complain to me that marrying this man will ruin her life. As if seeing her with any man wouldn’t ruin mine!

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

I want this engraved on my headstone when I die

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)

do you think they would find each other in any universe