Multiple Thoughts After 49... But Most Importantly

When you change, don’t announce it. Just bloom.

I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

riddler meeting batman irl

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Nothing made me laugh harder than Batman visibly about to lose his shit because he didn’t figure out the last riddle and the fucking Riddler just starts randomly singing “AVE MARIAAAAAAAAA” on the top of his lungs

me: yo this could be us

my girlfriend: bet (sends picture of katana)

me: where- how-

the 6th love language is fighting monsters together

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…

im changing... augh... i can feel my dna changing... it hurts.... *hand turns into a dvd*