The Way Ppl Have Designated Cuddling As A Purely Romantic Thing And Is Weird Outside Of That Context

do you think evrard heard the gunshots and was just like,

“wow- that warren fella’s cough has gotten really bad”

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

SO YOU’RE NOT EXTRATERRESTRIAL?

you’re American???

I thought you were Aussie lol

I have never once been to Australia in my life.

Malevolent where everything is the same but instead of the This Too Shall Pass lighter it's sparkiplier (Markiplier Bic lighter)

This is the distant cousin of the cow lighter AU

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

ROCKSTAR!

some of the nicest concert tickets out there

Vice doesn't have many expressions other than "tragic victorian anxiety" but one of them is definitely "caught two seconds away from slurping your soul like a gogurt"

CHAPPELL ROAN paying homage to DIVINE | Kentuckiana Pride (2024)

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night