ivyrebrand

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amazing that usamericans never say the "50 countries in a trenchcoat" line or whatever to highlight the incredible diversity and number of indigenous nations subjugated by the united states of america but instead exclusively to try and tell (often equally racist) europeans that texas and california are as different as france and germany (not true!)

ngl, but Ilia looking absolutely dead inside while the US national anthem plays is kinda sending me

God alive I MUST hand it to him, this outfit fucks

hear me out. what if I made a giant post with a comprehensive history of the american men’s tennis curse. no one asked for it or wants it. but it might be fun

giving drs on every corner, executing perfect work to help his teammate and then giving up his win for said teammate with zero hesitation and against team orders because he planned on returning the favor all this time? they can never make me hate you, lando norris. never.

every picture and video i see of carmen and kimi it’s like carmen is excited about the little puppy George got her

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

not sure how else to explain this than a sketch of alex albon as a depressed cat, inspired by his cat horsey

weirdass season to support mclaren drivers huh

no no

fun season to support the mclaren drivers

bad season to support the mclaren team

I truly mean this in the most affectionate way but I feel like lando near exclusively listens to phonk and tiktok edit audios. like pre race he's sat, airpods in listening to that audio that's like "I Can't Stop Winning! I Can't Stop Winning! I Can't Stop Winning!" and honestly.. good 4 him.

on Friday a boy of eighteen and FIVE DAYS will drive a Mercedes in front of his entire country, family, and the team that raised him. And all i have to say is…is he okay right now?

In celebration of race week returning, here is Oscar Piastri saying um for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

There are over 280 clips in this edit...

hate when you're walking fast on a narrow path and you have to awkwardly squeeze past someone to overtake them and then for the next 20 seconds you have to walk extra fast to prove you were truly worthy of overtaking them

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

life is so good when ur reading a book and taking it w u everywhere like your little child

I wish it was normal that the average rookie age for f3/f2 was early to mid twenties, we gotta get back to where someone becoming an f1 driver at 24 was a freakish anomaly. Let these kids fucking finish school and compete at local kart events before they traipse around Europe with all of their family assets remortgaged on their career. You shouldn’t be competing in Freca before your voice breaks.

Ayao Komatsu:

i’m still fuming actually because if mclaren thought about their strategy, they’d realise that lando did the right thing. lando created a hell of a gap, got those two papaya cars right at the front and away from max and lewis. and then gave the position back. that saved the race for both of them.

oscar admitted himself he didn’t have the pace that lando did. if lando had given the position back as early as they told him to, they’d have both had to slow down for the last 20 laps and would have put themselves in a vulnerable position. max was driving like a maniac lmao and lewis was going steady. they probably would have caught them - or at least tried to, and mclaren would have lost time defending.

once again mclaren pitwall has made me want to pull my hair out.

don’t even get me started on the guilt tripping and the gaslighting over that team radio…

lando we know you’ll do the right thing 🥺 lando i’m trying to protect you 🥺 lando you need the team to win a championship 🥺

you wouldn’t HAVE to tell him to give the position back if you got the strategy right in the first place!! wake up!! you’ve thrown away like 4 race wins this season!! I don’t blame lando for giving them a scare - good for him actually. maybe the only way they’ll make a change is if they get made to feel a little uncomfortable.

a mclaren 1-2, which should feel ecstatic, instead feels… kind of sad? a bit infuriating? which should tell mclaren everything in itself.

the funniest thung about all of this is how neither oscar nor lando reacted in front of the media like they expected them to. like no passive aggressive comments no cap throwing nothing.

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

scenes that should be included in the brad pitt f1 film

(for legal purposes this is a joke, no one should support this film)

60 year old  brad pitt has to do the mandatory driver fitness test and almost collapses at the cardio. 28 year old carlos sainz does it next to him without hesitation or struggle two weeks after an appendectomy whilst wearing a mesh shirt

alex albon’s radio message calling brad pitt an ancient fuck after cutting the corner to smash the williams out of the way

leo leclerc and/or roscoe shitting next to brad pitt’s feet

damson idris’s character saying fernando’s “I knew he would brake because he has a wife and two children at home” quote. the wife and children will never be mentioned again or seen on screen. the romance will be exclusively between 60 year old brad pitt and the engineer woman half his age

damson idris’s character tweeting ocon’s my teammate tried to kill me but I survived tweet before getting drunk with a billionaire’s son

brad pitt attends a team principal’s meeting that goes oddly silent the moment that he walks in and three of the other team bosses immediately begin speaking to each other in italian. zak brown gives a sympathetic look but turns away, andreas seidl sniggers in german

four drivers call out brad and damson idris for their bullshit driving during the drivers’ briefing romain grosjean head of the gpda style. george russell ends the meeting with a powerpoint explaining to them why they are assholes

brad and damson idris have an emotional bonding moment where 60 year old brad reminds 32 year old damson idris that he is still young, still a rookie, and he has plenty of time to develop as, I assume, the lewis hamilton character insert despite lewis actually being in the film??? in the background kimi antonelli scooters past on his way to get a bath and bottle because it’s nearly his bedtime

k-mag hands over his stewards room loyalty card to brad pitt who gets a race ban

triumphant moment where the team finally scores a podium but the post-race inspection reveals that their car is wildly illegal and they are disqualified

stefano domenicali enthusiastically welcomes the american audience that brad pitt’s team brings, ross brawn is sat next to him listing off the many ways that their car does not comply with the fia’s safety standards

brad pitt and damson idris are battling for their lives at the back of the grid, max verstappen laps them

the engineer woman describes speed in kilometres. brad pitt tells her to explain it in “english”

a hilariously corrupt Italian businessman who bears absolutely no resemblance to flavio briatore none at all says something hilariously corrupt at a sponsor meeting. brad pitt nobly rises above it

fernando alonso sniffing plants in the background of every other scene

a blonde reporter/presenter has sexual tension with damson idris. when brad pitt asks who she is, he simply says “a girl I used to know” and looks longingly in the distance

michael and/or mario andretti with an axe demanding to know why it’s okay for brad pitt to have an 11th f1 team but not him, even though the andretti name is incredibly well respected in the motorsports world

lewis high off his own tears and sheer will to survive while lando is looking for the nearest cliff and this is the time max decides to start cracking jokes i have never said anything bad about formula one in my life

big fan of copying quotes and poems into a notebook. did you guys know about this

*Toto Wolff Voice*: Hey kid wanna skip school and go try formula one?