*Toto Wolff Voice*: Hey Kid Wanna Skip School And Go Try Formula One?

You can’t be anti-capitalist and anti-ableism if you base someone’s worth off of whether they can work or not.

HOT TO GO! is like if macarena was made for gen z lesbians

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

i've literally never related to a tiktok trend more than that sad hamster. the hamster IS me.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

Isn’t Hozier just perfect.

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(