Jaxofalltraits - Jaxie!!

Rape is something that can happen to anyone, we talk about women getting raped all the time but we leave men and don't care about them

Equal amount of simping from both

QUESTION? In Ron and Hermione's relationship who do you think is the bigger simp? I feel like they're pretty equal

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

The crane wives are LYRICAL genius I love them sm

Crane Wives lyrics that make me go feral (in no particular order)

When my ghost sings my battle cry, you'll be too sorry to dance (Once And For All)

She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head (Nobody)

And if I were someplace else, and if I were someone else, and if I were not myself, would this be easier? (Easier)

Little girl don't let them sell you any armor, all your ribs are still your own (Ribs)

Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings I cannot return, my dear, oh my dear (Tongues and Teeth)

You're a passing grade on a low, low bar (High Horse)

I have gasoline in my veins. I am always burning, burning, burning (The Wolf)

The future is stretching out in every direction, and I want it all (Daydreamer)

Do you ever feel nothing at all? I do, I do, I do (...) I would not wish that on you (Nothing At All)

I may never be a rich man, but I can make sure that I am free. I may never be a rich man, but the rich man will never have me, never have me (Hand That Feeds)

I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you (Never Love An Anchor)

I want to feel that fire that you kept from me (The Moon Will Sing)

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat. Give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes. (The Garden)

The forest echoes, the trees are crowing hungry, hungry harmonies (Sleeping Giants)

I come from a long line of people who believe in things like flowers that grow in the cracks in the street (Here I Am)

I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I swear, I swear (Little Soldiers)

And finally not a lyric, but the cross from Glacier House to Tongues And Teeth I love it so much

i'm like if a mad scientist was a loser

He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️

You see something you don't ship what do you do?

NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING LEAVE IT ALONE AND WALK AWAYYY

No need to leave any comments just mind your business and goooo don't care if its canon or fanon just don't say shit

I swear the only reason there is toxic shipping is because people ALWAYS need to say something like seriously

Barty: We should see who here as the most moan-able name Regulus: *closes his book and stares at Barty* Well you're in last place then Pandora: Imagine moaning Bartemius in bed Dorcas: The horrors of it all. That means you already willingly decided you want a piece of Barty Regulus: Speaking of which Barty is still a shit name to moan Barty: *gasps looking offended* EVAN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE TELL THEM ITS LOVELY TO MOAN MY NAME Evan: I can confirm... it's a MISSION to moan Barty's name Barty: *Sounds of shock, horror and betrayal*