jaxofalltraits

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thank you to walt peregoy for making scooby doo where are you! even more memorable as a child

the thrilling sequal

Can we as a society making shipping fun again because I'm tired of saying I ship two characters and then some annoying little mosquito starts yapping in my ear about how "it's never going to be canon" or "they barely interact"

Like learn to disagree in silence please and thank you!

Ship whatever you want as long as it's legal!!

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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i'm like if a mad scientist was a loser

They're all so me

maybe in another universe I don’t feel different

this is me if you care btw

im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

Ao3 maradaurs fanfic writers could write Romeo and Juliet but could Shakespeare write All the young dudes, Just lovers, Choices, Art heist Baby and many many MANY more?

I DONT THINK SO

The crane wives are LYRICAL genius I love them sm

Crane Wives lyrics that make me go feral (in no particular order)

When my ghost sings my battle cry, you'll be too sorry to dance (Once And For All)

She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head (Nobody)

And if I were someplace else, and if I were someone else, and if I were not myself, would this be easier? (Easier)

Little girl don't let them sell you any armor, all your ribs are still your own (Ribs)

Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings I cannot return, my dear, oh my dear (Tongues and Teeth)

You're a passing grade on a low, low bar (High Horse)

I have gasoline in my veins. I am always burning, burning, burning (The Wolf)

The future is stretching out in every direction, and I want it all (Daydreamer)

Do you ever feel nothing at all? I do, I do, I do (...) I would not wish that on you (Nothing At All)

I may never be a rich man, but I can make sure that I am free. I may never be a rich man, but the rich man will never have me, never have me (Hand That Feeds)

I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you (Never Love An Anchor)

I want to feel that fire that you kept from me (The Moon Will Sing)

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat. Give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes. (The Garden)

The forest echoes, the trees are crowing hungry, hungry harmonies (Sleeping Giants)

I come from a long line of people who believe in things like flowers that grow in the cracks in the street (Here I Am)

I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I swear, I swear (Little Soldiers)

And finally not a lyric, but the cross from Glacier House to Tongues And Teeth I love it so much

He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️

Wolfstar/Rosekiller when they're the main ship in a fic: Your life is politics and mine is the crown and I will not trade one prison for another-

Jegulus in the background: I'm sorry I lightly grazed Miss Riley's left tit-

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Pandora Lovegood & Dorcas Meadowes & Evan Rosier Characters: Regulus Black, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Original Characters, More Maraduars characters I'm to lazy to name Additional Tags: References to songs, Ex Lovers, Second Chances, Song: get him back! (Olivia Rodrigo), Song: bad idea right? (Olivia Rodrigo), A lot more songs tbh, Asexual Peter Pettigrew, Oblivious Sirius Black, Sexual Tension, Non-Explicit Sex, Past Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr., Past James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Warning: Walburga Black, They're a little toxic and tbh should be in couples therapy, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, James Potter is So Whipped, Regulus Black is Bad at Feelings, Kinda fluffy at the beginning Summary:

Secret glances from across the room. Stolen kisses when no one is around to see. Holding hands under the dinner table and all the other bliss that James and Regulus enjoyed while they were dating... but that was high school and now they're in University. They haven't spoken in years and tension is high.

Sirius can't understand for the life of him why the pair don't get along and everyone else get's swept up in the whirl wind of a relationship.

Nothing is really for certain but all that can be said is... James and Regulus have some UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xIFNePwMcRyS1R9rB8nl8?si=f8a95172afcd401c

Shipping Culture rant

"Wow people just know how to ruin fandoms these days"

Has to be the one statement that makes my blood boil because it is always, and I mean ALWAYS under queer ship posts. Like please grow tf up because in all honesty if these ships are bothering you I don't think it's "people in fandoms these days" it's a YOU issue.

"But they're like brothers"

"So men can't be friends anymore?"

It was never said these characters had to stop being friends but if in some people's interpretations they might view these characters as a little more than friends and this happens in all types of media *cough cough* THE COUPLE THAT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT NEVER BECAME CANON* (usually straight ships) *cough cough*. It's the exact same thing just now we have two people of the same gender. See them as brothers/sisters, see them as best pals. That's how YOU interrupt the relationship. STOP FORCING YOUR THOUGHTS ONTO EVERYONE WHETHER IT BE CANON OR NOT

Furthermore the way you treat shipping is a clear show of how long you've been on the internet because if it bothers you so GODDAMN MUCH that two characters of the same gender are being shipped you obviously haven't been here for a long time have you?

Shipping is a fun activity and something lighthearted it's genuinely crazy that some people have whole wars over 2 harmless ships.

Please grow up fr. You're not going to die because two characters you see as besties are holding hands and blushing in a piece of fanart just scroll away honestly it's not that hard man...

Watching anything with Timothee Chalamat in it after joining the maradaurs fandom is a whole experience and a half. Like I will just stare at the screen and all thats going through my mind is

Hehe, Regulus Black

Wolfstar and Rosekiller have to be my two favourite chaotic ships like you have Wolfstar not wanting to tell each other about they're feelings because they're scared of what will happen to their friendship afterwards if they get rejected.

Then Rosekiller where they make out as homies and shag as homies but will never date because they would rather do these things as "friends" than have to admit their feelings because they're stubborn bastards.

For some reason I’m still seeing people being racist about the Disney+ PJO show, so if you’re out there hating on Leah for being a black Annabeth, here’s what you need to realize:

A big part of Annabeth’s character is how she felt she was never taken seriously because of the way she looked. In the books, it was specifically because she was blonde, and blondes were seen as dumb.

Well, that stereotype is much less common today, and most blondes aren’t really looked down upon. But you know who is? People of color. Especially young black girls. Leah’s Annabeth will still have to deal with prejudice because of how she looks.

Annabeth’s key trait wasn’t her hair color, it was how she proved to be the best despite how others judged her. It just so happens that her skin color is now what causes her to be judged.

I think Leah is perfect to play Annabeth in today’s world. Just how young blonde girls used to be empowered by book Annabeth, I know Leah’s Annabeth will teach young black girls that they can be everything she is.

#LeahIsOurAnnabeth

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

No thoughts just Tongues & Teeth by the crane wives and how it's so Jegulus coded. Like someone try convince me otherwise that Reggie isn't Tongues & Teeth coded

This is the man who is going to fight a god AND WIN

He’s gonna commit so many crimes

Do I love Jily?

Yes. I love it with my whole heart and being. They're my babies. I would kill for them

However...

Do I enjoy Jegulus content more?

Yes. Yes I do. I like the drama they bring into my life. They make me very happy

If someone asked me what my favorite non-canon ship is,

how do I explain it's Harry Potter's dead father and Harry Potter's dead godfather's dead little brother?

(wolfstar is not there cuz wolfstar is canon, period)

Broke: Eat the rich.

Woke: Eat out the rich.