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Maradaurs Headcanons
I came up with these based off my friends
Peter: Massive gossip girl. Will disappear for HOURS as wormtail listening in on people's conversations to burst into the dorm and go "GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD". Enjoys hanging out with the girls because they appreciate his gossip.
Sirius: Sometimes just lies because he's bored. Like he'll walk up to like Lily randomly and say something like "I find James the hottest out of all my friends" and he has such a good poker face most people don't know if he's kidding or not
Remus: Says he only reads books for intellectuals but in reality half the time he's reading cheesy romance books, which some how bring him to tears every time he does
James: Cannot be trusted to play music at all. If he had a playlist it would go from playing Moonage Daydream by David Bowie to Hollerback Girl by Gwen Stefani to Washing Machine Heart by Mitski in under 10 minutes. He doesn't see the problem with his music taste
Regulus black really puts the ‘Whore’ in ‘Hororcrux’
Barty: We should see who here as the most moan-able name Regulus: *closes his book and stares at Barty* Well you're in last place then Pandora: Imagine moaning Bartemius in bed Dorcas: The horrors of it all. That means you already willingly decided you want a piece of Barty Regulus: Speaking of which Barty is still a shit name to moan Barty: *gasps looking offended* EVAN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE TELL THEM ITS LOVELY TO MOAN MY NAME Evan: I can confirm... it's a MISSION to moan Barty's name Barty: *Sounds of shock, horror and betrayal*
MESSY JEGULUS HEADCANONS
Jegulus as messy exes will forever be my favourite thing so here enjoy some headcanons
James never told Sirius he and Reggie were dating (This was before the black bros started talking to each other again) so when Sirius and Regulus fixed their relationship, Sirius was amendment on his baby brother and best mate getting along but nothing seemed to work.
Regulus still keeps all of the things James gave him from when they were together. Often sleeping in on of James' sweaters because he likes the smell (but he'll never admit that of course)
James has the tendency to accidentally call people Regulus when he's snogging or shagging them
Modern/Muggle Au: Both James and Regulus randomly drunk call/message each other all the time which some how always ends up with them shagging and waking up bitter about it the next morning
Poor Barty and Lily are their respective rebounds, but neither relationship lasts for the same reason. James expects Lily to be like Reg and Reg expects Barty to be like James. Both relationships end on neutral terms (They stay friends) and in the end Barty dates Evan, and Lily dates Mary
Both of them speak horribly about the other but get extremely defensive if anyone tries the same.
Both of them are extremely jealous of any other romantic partners the other has. In turn both of the will snog random people in front of the other to make them jealous
I NEED WRITING HELP
Okay does anyone have genuine tips for writing stoic characters? I'm writing a story where the main character is stoic and I need some tips on what to do.
How to write a story with an unreliable narrator?
I'm trying to write a story with an unreliable narrator does anyone have any tips? Like traits to give the character, how to shape their personality and how to make people aware they're an unreliable source?
Any help would be appreciated
It had to be said
The stranger things fandom is a mixture of the ATLA, Haikyuu, Mha and Dracotok fandoms all mixed together
Like Byler vs Mileven is just Zutara vs Kataang
The over the top Eddie simps are just like the Draco simps
Mama Steve PLEASE back in my day we had Sugamama
Also Byler vs Mileven can kinda give off Bakudeku vs Izuocha at times
Genshin Writing Prompt<3
Paimon lays there on the ground not moving at all Traveller stares down at her tears rolling down their cheeks. The Archons walk over to try and talk to them but this was the final straw the traveller has lost everything, they're sibling, they're way home and they're dearest travel companion. Through all the hardship they went through and all they lost everyone around them gained more and more and more...
Morax touches the travellers shoulder and they snap, that origanl power they had is regained everyone is scared. Traveller the hero of Teyvat has snapped has gone crazy
"I'm done being your little helper, a servant. I have given up so much to help this land yet none of you have EVER done anything for me, and now the day has come you pay up to your debut "
Quick lil rant
Y/N STORIES ARE ANNOYING AS HELL CUZ WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH VARITY WITH THEM LIKE OH MY GOD
WE NEED MORE
GENDER NEUTRAL READER STORIES
GENDERFUID READERS STORIES
MALE READER STORIES
AND TAKE A GODDAMN BREAK FROM MAKING FEMALE READER STORIES
SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE CAN'T DRAW BUT SHE'S FUCKING VAN GOUGH
REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
Rape is something that can happen to anyone, we talk about women getting raped all the time but we leave men and don't care about them
You see something you don't ship what do you do?
NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING LEAVE IT ALONE AND WALK AWAYYY
No need to leave any comments just mind your business and goooo don't care if its canon or fanon just don't say shit
I swear the only reason there is toxic shipping is because people ALWAYS need to say something like seriously
Nice to meet ya I’m, Light Light Gift Rope
This might be petty but EVERYONE but my mom and my best friend forgot my birthday (which is today) I am sorry but I think that this is BULLSHIT! I AM ANGRY.
Equal amount of simping from both
QUESTION? In Ron and Hermione's relationship who do you think is the bigger simp? I feel like they're pretty equal
And people say all dreams have meanings. My dreams incould shit like this all the time. Tell me the meaning of this
Yeah All I can say is this is for my teachers 😀(I have like 30 assinments about Valentines day and yeah I''m done)
This had to have happened once or twice
Dumbledore: Mcgonagall umm the Defence Against Dark Arts classroom was distroyed
Mcgonagall: Potter!Weasly!Granger!
The golden trio: Sh!t *start runnning*
Mcgonagall: Oh so your going to run away *starts chasing them*
The rest of Hogwarts: ...
Ginny: Hahaha
16 year old Ronald Weasley made half of the Hogwarts question their sexuality
(including Harry)
You can't convince me otherwise
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REBLOG IF YOU AGREE