Some One Do This Pleaseeee

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Pandora Lovegood & Dorcas Meadowes & Evan Rosier Characters: Regulus Black, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Original Characters, More Maraduars characters I'm to lazy to name Additional Tags: References to songs, Ex Lovers, Second Chances, Song: get him back! (Olivia Rodrigo), Song: bad idea right? (Olivia Rodrigo), A lot more songs tbh, Asexual Peter Pettigrew, Oblivious Sirius Black, Sexual Tension, Non-Explicit Sex, Past Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr., Past James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Warning: Walburga Black, They're a little toxic and tbh should be in couples therapy, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, James Potter is So Whipped, Regulus Black is Bad at Feelings, Kinda fluffy at the beginning Summary:

Secret glances from across the room. Stolen kisses when no one is around to see. Holding hands under the dinner table and all the other bliss that James and Regulus enjoyed while they were dating... but that was high school and now they're in University. They haven't spoken in years and tension is high.

Sirius can't understand for the life of him why the pair don't get along and everyone else get's swept up in the whirl wind of a relationship.

Nothing is really for certain but all that can be said is... James and Regulus have some UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xIFNePwMcRyS1R9rB8nl8?si=f8a95172afcd401c

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

This is the man who is going to fight a god AND WIN

He’s gonna commit so many crimes

the thrilling sequal

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

Do I love Jily?

Yes. I love it with my whole heart and being. They're my babies. I would kill for them

However...

Do I enjoy Jegulus content more?

Yes. Yes I do. I like the drama they bring into my life. They make me very happy

Shipping Culture rant

"Wow people just know how to ruin fandoms these days"

Has to be the one statement that makes my blood boil because it is always, and I mean ALWAYS under queer ship posts. Like please grow tf up because in all honesty if these ships are bothering you I don't think it's "people in fandoms these days" it's a YOU issue.

"But they're like brothers"

"So men can't be friends anymore?"

It was never said these characters had to stop being friends but if in some people's interpretations they might view these characters as a little more than friends and this happens in all types of media *cough cough* THE COUPLE THAT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT NEVER BECAME CANON* (usually straight ships) *cough cough*. It's the exact same thing just now we have two people of the same gender. See them as brothers/sisters, see them as best pals. That's how YOU interrupt the relationship. STOP FORCING YOUR THOUGHTS ONTO EVERYONE WHETHER IT BE CANON OR NOT

Furthermore the way you treat shipping is a clear show of how long you've been on the internet because if it bothers you so GODDAMN MUCH that two characters of the same gender are being shipped you obviously haven't been here for a long time have you?

Shipping is a fun activity and something lighthearted it's genuinely crazy that some people have whole wars over 2 harmless ships.

Please grow up fr. You're not going to die because two characters you see as besties are holding hands and blushing in a piece of fanart just scroll away honestly it's not that hard man...

16 year old Ronald Weasley made half of the Hogwarts question their sexuality

(including Harry)

You can't convince me otherwise

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