The Thrilling Sequal

He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️

Broke: Eat the rich.

Woke: Eat out the rich.

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

Rape is something that can happen to anyone, we talk about women getting raped all the time but we leave men and don't care about them

This is the man who is going to fight a god AND WIN

He’s gonna commit so many crimes

Genshin Writing Prompt<3

Paimon lays there on the ground not moving at all Traveller stares down at her tears rolling down their cheeks. The Archons walk over to try and talk to them but this was the final straw the traveller has lost everything, they're sibling, they're way home and they're dearest travel companion. Through all the hardship they went through and all they lost everyone around them gained more and more and more...

Morax touches the travellers shoulder and they snap, that origanl power they had is regained everyone is scared. Traveller the hero of Teyvat has snapped has gone crazy

"I'm done being your little helper, a servant. I have given up so much to help this land yet none of you have EVER done anything for me, and now the day has come you pay up to your debut "

Yeah All I can say is this is for my teachers 😀(I have like 30 assinments about Valentines day and yeah I''m done)

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Do I love Jily?

Yes. I love it with my whole heart and being. They're my babies. I would kill for them

However...

Do I enjoy Jegulus content more?

Yes. Yes I do. I like the drama they bring into my life. They make me very happy