Jaxofalltraits - Jaxie!!

the thrilling sequal

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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

This had to have happened once or twice

Dumbledore: Mcgonagall umm the Defence Against Dark Arts classroom was distroyed

Mcgonagall: Potter!Weasly!Granger!

The golden trio: Sh!t *start runnning*

Mcgonagall: Oh so your going to run away *starts chasing them*

The rest of Hogwarts: ...

Ginny: Hahaha

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD