It Must Be So Awkward To Be One Of Dionysus's Kids At Camp Halfblood Like Not Only Is Ur Father Literally

Quick lil rant

Y/N STORIES ARE ANNOYING AS HELL CUZ WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH VARITY WITH THEM LIKE OH MY GOD

WE NEED MORE

GENDER NEUTRAL READER STORIES

GENDERFUID READERS STORIES

MALE READER STORIES

AND TAKE A GODDAMN BREAK FROM MAKING FEMALE READER STORIES

im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

Ao3 maradaurs fanfic writers could write Romeo and Juliet but could Shakespeare write All the young dudes, Just lovers, Choices, Art heist Baby and many many MANY more?

I DONT THINK SO

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Some one do this pleaseeee

Concept: Catradora's story but it's Harry and Ron.

Shipping Culture rant

"Wow people just know how to ruin fandoms these days"

Has to be the one statement that makes my blood boil because it is always, and I mean ALWAYS under queer ship posts. Like please grow tf up because in all honesty if these ships are bothering you I don't think it's "people in fandoms these days" it's a YOU issue.

"But they're like brothers"

"So men can't be friends anymore?"

It was never said these characters had to stop being friends but if in some people's interpretations they might view these characters as a little more than friends and this happens in all types of media *cough cough* THE COUPLE THAT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT NEVER BECAME CANON* (usually straight ships) *cough cough*. It's the exact same thing just now we have two people of the same gender. See them as brothers/sisters, see them as best pals. That's how YOU interrupt the relationship. STOP FORCING YOUR THOUGHTS ONTO EVERYONE WHETHER IT BE CANON OR NOT

Furthermore the way you treat shipping is a clear show of how long you've been on the internet because if it bothers you so GODDAMN MUCH that two characters of the same gender are being shipped you obviously haven't been here for a long time have you?

Shipping is a fun activity and something lighthearted it's genuinely crazy that some people have whole wars over 2 harmless ships.

Please grow up fr. You're not going to die because two characters you see as besties are holding hands and blushing in a piece of fanart just scroll away honestly it's not that hard man...

You see something you don't ship what do you do?

NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING LEAVE IT ALONE AND WALK AWAYYY

No need to leave any comments just mind your business and goooo don't care if its canon or fanon just don't say shit

I swear the only reason there is toxic shipping is because people ALWAYS need to say something like seriously

Can we as a society making shipping fun again because I'm tired of saying I ship two characters and then some annoying little mosquito starts yapping in my ear about how "it's never going to be canon" or "they barely interact"

Like learn to disagree in silence please and thank you!

Ship whatever you want as long as it's legal!!