"oh I Really Love Xyz Character-" Really? Outside The Context Of Shipping?

Guys. Let's be honest...If this were official...there would NOT be the same outrage that there was for Jax.

i wanted to make her more ragdolly

OP, I wish I knew your bliss.

i'm so glad tiktok didn't exist when I was in high school I would not have survived those influencers

This level of intellect in actually pretty high for Tesla dick-riders, all things considered.

Random event from last year that I think now may be a metaphor

Alright Everyone! It's time for another Self-Actualization post!

Here are my "Just Like Me FR FR" Characters

This might be a terrible idea, but fuck it, we ball.

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory

-Definitely talented, but thinks WAY too highly of himself

-Has a habit of awkward phrasing and delivery.

Jimmy Olsen from DC Comics

-Constant state of arrested development

-Utter inability to take things seriously

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil

-Quips to mask what might be a buttload of trauma

-Speaks out loud when he probably shouldn't(What The-!)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man from Marvel Comics

-Most in the element while being DEEPLY unserious

-The eternal weight of the world

The Entire Student Council from Kaguya-sama

-Eternal Overthinker Supreme

-Today's hyperfixation of the day is...!

Michael Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's

-Tormented from things he did years ago that no longer reflect him

-Being way too deep in the lore to ever leave

Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged

-Terminal douchebag syndrome, but is slowly trying to get better

-An eerie resemblance to my own relationship with my sister.

*Taps Mic*

Artificial Intelligence in the Sense that It's Intelligence is Artificial.

*Holds for Response*

nonono...He's right.

I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.

Was it the eye-socket thing? It was probably the eye-socket thing...

I managed to lose 17 followers tonight so I'm pretty happy about that

Yes I did mean to call it my website. I've been here since 2011 I'm sure I've gotten pretty high on the line of succession by now

If I'd been around 66mya I could have protected dromaeosauridae. they'd be my loyal soldiers by now. they'd love and revere me.

OP, y'all good?

more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.