Latest Posts by jaybirdbluebottle - Page 4

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

im having fun with redrawing stuff BETTER for this zine

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

did I not love them best? I who birthed, who nursed, who killed them?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Mihawk's secret...

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

04.05.25

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

Scrolling desperately to stave off enlightenment

She is so pretty in this dress🌹

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

those gay firefighters are making me realise what it must have been like to be a non-supernatural watcher on tumblr in 2014 like brother i don't know which one of these men is which but for all your sakes i hope they kiss

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Disco Elysium Peggle minigame

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Wretched Beasts (Affectionate) and their handlers...

woe's hollow

bugs is…. shrimp????

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

Typical void sound 🖤😅

YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

online shopping outside north america

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

I had fun with the skills :)