Latest Posts by jaybirdbluebottle - Page 5

Ppl on the Disco Elysium subreddit are going crazy after the mobile game was announced

Think of all the fun places you can go!  Click to choose where you go next!

The Store / Bed

Outside / Bed

Friend’s House / Bed

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

disco elysium mobile

Thank you for your thanks!🌟

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Downloaded a mobile version, this game is hard man

what doesn't kill you makes you really weird about pain and dopamine

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

(2021) jmart peak dynamic

A social gathering of dudes who all have serious Main Character Syndrome, but all are wildly different genres. One of them is the "people don't like me because I'm too smart" Misunderstood Genius who isn't actually particularly smart, just mean. Another one thinks he's wisecracking and clever by just talking like a character in a Marvel movie. Third one thinks he's subtly pulling off a mysterious Film Noir vibe by wearing a fedora and spending most of his time internally narrating, and silently staring at people. The fourth one is a deeply dramatic purple prose self-fashioned Byronic Hero who is unaware that he would be a mildly annoying minor antagonist in a Jane Austen novel at best. The fifth one has gotten his entire personality from shounen anime.

Fathermom & Motherdad

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

Kiss!

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

starting a collection #blackmold

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

how dare you ask me to live with it?

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

image i am in love with

as genuinely irritating as the de mobile port situation is it's also impossible not to make fun of it. like it's ridiculous. "disco elysium mobile version" doesn't sound Real it sounds like a parody. it sounds like a joke that would have been in the game. disco elysium mobile. officially licensed by za/um. and they expect us to be super happy and supportive about that after their whole ordeal. buy disco elysium again. on your phone. give us more stolen disco elysium money. isn't this what you wanted. didn't you say you wanted more disco elysium. well here you go. disco elysium on google play store now. buy it for your phjone