Just A Day Ago I Was Like "oh, Phaideis, What A Nice Pairing That's Just A Pairing" And Now Hoyo Absolutely

Sealed Mentors AU: The Friend of Happiness

The fourth mentor and mentee combination of Sealed Mentors au is here! Last one for today since I don't have time for the last ones yet.

Let's see what her chapter turns out to be, huh (if I finish BS and SM chapters before lmao)

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People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

NO WAY—

Sealed Mentors AU: The Fledgling of Change

Aaaaaand here's the third mentor and mentee of Sealed Mentors au!!

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Classic yaoi

Cooler yaoi

Doomed yaoi

Yaoi sandwich

Wedding yaoi

The Various Flavors of FireWind

I love them way too much

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«Is something wrong, big brother N?»

Not even 5 minutes after Mydei leaves Phainon can’t stop talking about his wife.

Even after the 3.1 Trailblaze Mission, when you talk to Phainon again, he always brings up Mydei.

Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU

It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies

That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au

main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet

it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody

also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it

Hey so

Guess who just wrote lyrics

i had never written a song in my life yet i have this overwhelming wish to make one for my fav brainrotlings shadowflour

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.