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Animal crossing AUs you will always be famous to me

something something being dragged to a bar by your friends for one of their birthday’s or something and being content enough to sit at the bar and read/write/whatever solitary thing while they go off to do their own thing

but you can feel someone sit next to you and when you turn to look he has the most piercing blue eyes and oddest hair cut you’ve ever seen but— if someone forced you to admit it, you’d say he’s cute at least.

anyway johnny of course tries to woo you and take you home with him that night but you cut him and his attempts off with a good natured laugh,

“heh, i’m sorry, but i only sleep with my husband. i don’t do romantic flings.”

“but ye don’ ‘ave a ring?”

“mhm, i’m not married yet.”

“yer single?”

“that’s right.”

and now he’s even more determined to get you home and covet you all to himself, for someone so sweet can’t possibly be adored by anyone else but him.

(it’s a problem when his task force’s eyes start to wander to you, though.)

I think Simon would do anything you said if you phrased it as a command rather than a question.

“Can we go see the girly pop movie?” “No”

“We are going to see the girly pop movie.” He’s waiting by the door

“Will you wear a maid outfit for me?” “Fuck no”

“Go put the maid outfit on.” “Alright”

Ghost who's not good with kids, and purposefully scared them away just so they wouldn't approach him coz he didn't know what to say or what to act around them.

Until one day, he met a little girl. From her face alone, he knew she was a brat. But he was still human, he couldn't just leave a child alone.. especially when he saw a suspicious man approaching her.

And so he approached her, scared the man away before asking her where's her parents.

After a long agonizing hours (actually its 30 minutes), you finally came along. looking dishelved, anxious, and frustrated.

He looked at you without saying a word as you apologized to him profusely before turning to your daughter.

Only for the little girl to frown, sticking her little tongue out to you and cling to his side. Saying she didn't want to leave because she has a new daddy now.

Sniper besties

Simon loves the scent of your hair and your skin, but he would do that thing where he would sniff like a dog right in ur ear because it tickles and his favorite pastime is annoying you

pretends to go in for a kiss and just

sniffsniffsniffsniff

YES HE WOULD

He’s such an ass for doing it too because he’s obnoxious with it. Baiting you with a kiss only to SNIIIFFF so loudly in your ear that it’s like going through a wind tunnel

Laughs when you yell at him and holds you so you can’t get away (he obviously stops when you’re genuinely angry) so he can do it again and again

Also jokes that your ear smells great

*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER

A big i love you to my fav writers out there

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

john price who hates family channels because they exploit such raw and intimate parts of a daily life,

before seeing your dolled up face in the thumbnail of a video, your assumed husbands animated expression next to the words “It’s a Boy!”

recognizing the subtle lines of dissatisfaction and sadness that run from your nose to your mouth when you smile. the small flinches when your husband raises voice.

feeling the unexplainable need to show you what a real family looks like.