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Simonās never given much thought to babies before.
When he was younger, enough time was spent scorning his father and the childhood he was depriving him of, that any thoughts of becoming a dad himself one day were nonexistent. As far as he was concerned, he was essentially already a stand in parent to his younger brother.
As he grew older and enlisted, his life becoming one that consisted of nothing more than violence and destruction and terror, he thought the odds of him surviving into his 30ās were so slim that he need never bother worrying about having a ānext of kinā.
That was until, he met you, of course.
Because now that Simon Riley has you in his life, heās not quite so pessimistic about his existence the way he once was, doesnāt picture a foreboding dark cloud when he considers what his future could be. What a future with you could be.
Still, as much time as the two of you spend actually engaging in the baby making process, Simon really only considers babies as being something that other people have, not him.
Not with his line of work, not with the risks that come alongside the territory, not when he already can barely stand to leave you for deployment, let alone leave you behind with a child on top of everything.
No, Simon is perfectly content with his life where babies are just another anomale.
But then, your best friend announces sheās pregnant. And the sight of you holding a positive pregnancy test in your hands, changes something within him.
Suddenly, Simon is noticing chubby, drooling little infants everywhere he goes.
Fat babies shoved into the uncomfortable looking seats of grocery carts pass by him in the shops, crying babies strapped to their mums on the tube, sleeping babies being pushed around in their prams without a care in the world. Even on base, he notices more people talking about their children, showing off picture of their offspring.
Heās looking at you a little different as well. His gaze on you will darken as you and your friend chat about baby names, casually mentioning the ones that you like for yourself. His grip will tighten around the shopping cart when you wave to passing babies, making them giggle. Heās surprised at the way his cock twitches when you pretend to hold a breast pump up to your own chest, wrapping the baby shower gift youād gotten her.
It only takes so long for you to notice the change in him as well.
Youāll be strolling through the park on a chilly morning when a young family goes by, Simon muttering something about how the little bald headed infant āshould have a hat on for fuckās sake, cold out āereā. Youāll be in the shops, when suddenly Simon returns holding a pair of teeny tiny baby shoes in his hand, appearing comically small in his large calloused palms, wondering if maybe your friend would like them. Youāre sitting outside a cafe while a pair of chubby cheeked babies are sat in their strollers staring at Simon as if their lives depended on it. Youāre giggling to yourself, watching your boyfriend stare right back at these little girls, when the 6ā4ā tank of a man slowly lifts a gloved hand and waves at them, earning a pair of gummy smiles in return.
The most evident change in Simon however, is in bed.
Almost overnight, he goes from never having considered children, to suddenly dedicating every effort to getting you pregnant by the end of the year, month, week.
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Thereās just something about a man whoās attached to his hat that makes me feral
something something being dragged to a bar by your friends for one of their birthdayās or something and being content enough to sit at the bar and read/write/whatever solitary thing while they go off to do their own thing
but you can feel someone sit next to you and when you turn to look he has the most piercing blue eyes and oddest hair cut youāve ever seen butā if someone forced you to admit it, youād say heās cute at least.
anyway johnny of course tries to woo you and take you home with him that night but you cut him and his attempts off with a good natured laugh,
āheh, iām sorry, but i only sleep with my husband. i donāt do romantic flings.ā
ābut ye donā āave a ring?ā
āmhm, iām not married yet.ā
āyer single?ā
āthatās right.ā
and now heās even more determined to get you home and covet you all to himself, for someone so sweet canāt possibly be adored by anyone else but him.
(itās a problem when his task forceās eyes start to wander to you, though.)
do i need to say anything??
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