Latest Posts by johnlockedsmartass - Page 2
I've never seen anything more real.
Honestly one of the cruelest things Erik did to Charles was pause after saying Angel. You can see the anger fade immediately, he thinks for a moment that Erik is meeting him with love and gentleness. It anchors him, he stops to really look at him. Eyes to lips. For a moment he thought Erik called him Angel.
And he’s throughly confused why Erik is listing names after. I’m going to be sick.
those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
Hi ive never seen this screenshot before and it’s ruining me. I will be thinking of this for a very long time. Let me at himLEMME AT HIM PLEASE PLS ARFARFWOOFRAHRAHRSH!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Edit: THE TAGS IN THE REBLOGS I love y’all they’re so fucking funny
HUGH JACKMAN BEHIND THE SCENES OF XMEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50878276/chapters/128532199
Saw this quote and it made me think of them💔
Wade is terribly annoying with nicknames. He turns Vanessa's three syllable name into "Ness" as if she's a Scottish sea monster. When he finds out that Logan used to be a lumberjack, he just becomes Log
Once again, my family didn't get the subtext of the Deadpool and Wolverine movie ;-;
My sister said, and I quote "I liked it but I thought that there were to many pointless figthscenes. Like we all know you can't die, stop trying to be macho."
Bro is acting like is wasn't the most beautiful gay sex scene in history
"Nobody could be that clever"
"You could"
HELP BROTHER IS FLIRTING HARD
Ryan 😭
i need to travel to a future where there‘s thousands of 200k angsty hurt/comfort poolverine slow burns on ao3, i am physically unable to read another honda pwp fic
i love seeing the sheer speed people are cranking out ‘hate-fucking in the honda’ fics but man i wish there were an equal amount of domestic roommate shenanigan fics with stuff like feelings realizations cause… yall…. these mother fuckers moved in together
Deadpool & Wolverine Honda Odyssey fight slowed gifset
What happens in the Honda Odyssey, stays in the Honda Odyssey
[Click for better quality, reblogs and tags highly appreciated]
My mom and sister were discussing how D&W was to bloody and gory for them and that they film-makers should have cut down on that bit
And I'm over here in the corner being like, damn I must be a masochist then bc no way in hell I'm not finding the fightscenes hot
dating the 'worst' wolverine head canons !!
he leaves you for a man
I had 207 bones during the whole movie (promise I can take both Wade and Logan AUGHH)
Look me in the eyes and tell me Wade didn't wanna fuck him
plugging my phone into the charger every night like
sherlock wearing: the purple shirt
im making a whole-ass comic for this request (its like 5 panels im exaggerating) i even have a part two well on the way! Heres to hoping it lands okay in the rubble of vol.2 :)
I cant watch till Saturday so imma just nOT OPEN SOCIAL MEDIA thats what im telling myself, hopefully i listen. ANYWAYS heres a sneak peek of part 1 and part 2 before i sign off🫡
On my way to an alternate universe where Eddie survives, starts dating Steve, and they adopt Dustin. (Also Byler and Ronance happens)
Drew this this morning while crying over vol2
We are the Children of Loki
We are the children of Loki:
The lost, the misfits, the broken and bruised.
Loved by the mother of mischief
And the father of change.
The children who have crawled in their skin,
Who have feared for their lives,
Only to meet you there in the darkness
And fall into your waiting arms.
Leading us home to a family
That will love you, raise you,
Guide and protect you
With such gentle, ferocious love.
Jormungandr will coil himself around you, so you can finally rest.
Guarding the boundary of your inner realms.
He will teach you to shed your skin, to heal, to grow,
To thrive in whatever corner of the world you’ve been thrown to.
Fenrir will howl in triumph for every chain you snap
And cry tears of empathy for any chains yet unbroken.
He will hold space for you as you are.
Still wounded, still chained, and still worthy of love.
He will teach you how to survive,
Not with the anger of a raging beast,
But the wisdom of a survivor
Who learned to make peace with his chains.
He will stand by your shoulder as you stand up to abusers,
Growling “Me too.”
And he will curl around you as you process your pain,
Gently whispering “Me too.”
Hel will guide you through the gates of her realm,
As you break down the walls concealing your pain.
Trauma so great that you once thought
That merely feeling it would kill you.
And she, the walking boundary between life and death,
Will clean the rotting flesh off your bones
Like maggots cleaning out an infected wound
So the wounds can finally, finally start to heal.
She will guide you through Helheim and back again,
For now is not your time.
You can survive far more than you thought
And become far more than you dreamed.
And on the other side of that rebirth,
As the caterpillar becomes a butterfly,
You’ll find parents waiting with open arms,
Ferociously eager to love you.
Sigyn will hold you tight in her arms,
Gently stroking your hair while you cry.
She will catch your every tear as they fall.
She will teach you that it’s okay to be scared,
To be weak or be vulnerable.
It’s okay to need help.
She will teach you how to hold the bowl,
So you too can hold space for your pain.
And if your bowl should overflow,
Her loving embrace will keep you standing.
She will never, ever let you go
And her strength shall never waver.
Angrboda will wrap you in her arms,
As fierce and loving as any mother bear.
She will kindle a fire in your soul -
The anger that loves you and knows you deserve better.
She will sharpen your fangs and your claws
So that no predator will dare harm you.
She’ll teach you the power of calmness
The power to say “No, I am safe here.”
“I am not under threat.”
And my dear Loki - mother of shame-slayers and father of truth-speakers.
Loki will teach you freedom.
They will tear the stitches from your lips, so you can shout out your raw, authentic truth.
They will light a fire in your soul, so bright and so hot that it melts the shame of those around you.
They will poke and prod and ask you “Why?”
Why do you do this? Can’t you see how powerful you are?
Why are you afraid to shine?
To own your strength? To own your weakness? To own yourself?
Why are you scared to be loved?
Loki will guide you across the edge of your comfort zone.
They will teach you how to live.
And above all else, they will be proud of you
As only a parent could be.
We are the children of Loki.
And we will always be loved.